Fudge and Vern Need a Valentine!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, it is that time of the year and the pressure is on for Fudge and Vern to find a Valentine. Everyone thinks they are a couple, because they are always together, but nope, they are both single and looking for love in all the wrong right places. Please help them find their many one true love. 

First up, is sweet Fudge. Fudge is a serious kind of girl, but has been known to cut loose if there is a ball or stick around.

She loves to outsmart her brother, so she is going to need a dog that is on the ball and can keep up with her wit and wily ways or she will make mincemeat get bored easily.  She loves a challenge. Fudge loves to take long walks in the park.  She likes to chase squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, and most anything that moves quickly. If you are fast, she could chase you. She likes to dig large holes in the yard and loves a drive in the car.  After a long day, Fudge loves to cuddle and is quite content to go to bed early and sleep in late. Fudge is a beautiful dog and depending on her haircut, likes to be called Fudge, Fifi, or Fluffernutter. Must be willing to relocate to PA.

Next up, is sweet Vern.  Vern is a lover, not a fighter. Vern likes long walks in the park and a good roll in the mud.  He is a night owl and likes to party long after his humans go to sleep. Vern is looking for a girl that is not hung up on appearances, because most of the time Vern does not appear too clean.  It you want a Metrosexual kind of guy, keep looking. He doesn't like to dress up.

Vern is fun loving, yet sensitive, and has been known to pee a little when he gets scared, so my best advice to you, is never scare him. Vern likes to dance, give bear hugs, and sloppy kisses. Must be willing to relocate to PA.  Please apply if you meet these qualifications.

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[Donna K & Quincy]

Darwin has much nicer hair.

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

I call HOKUM!!!

[Leslie and Halas]

Darwin is so much more handsome than the Donald.

This is hilarious!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Camilla, This is hysterical!!

[Pat and Traveler]

OMD!!!  This is hysterical!!!

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Awesome Darwin!!! Good luck!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Darwin, Wow....I like how you woo a girl :) Love, Fudge

[Pat and Traveler]

Dear Darwin:  Pick me, pick me!  Oh.  Mom just said you're a boy too, but I don't care!  Pick me, pick me!

[Leslie and Halas]

You doods have some great offers, but I would like to present myself to Fudge.  By present, I mean roll over onto my back and present my belly to her.  Sure, I have other parts she'll see if I roll onto my back, but I'm hoping she won't judge me by those.  I may be a little shorter than Fudge, but I can run fast, and I love to play chase, with critters and other dogs.  Plus, my middle name is Fluffernutter, so we could call each other Fluffernutter all the time.  It would be like that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry and his girlfriend called each other Schmoopy.  The problem is that I can't relocate to PA.  My mommy would miss me too much.

And, Vern, you look great in your fancy plaid shirt.  And are you wearing pants in that picture?

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Halas, My mom is taller than my dad, so that doesn't bother me at all. I do like that we can call each other Fluffernutter, but I am worried that you cannot relocate to PA. Long distance relationships are hard to maintain. Maybe we can be pen pals. What do you think? Vern says to tell you he was wearing boxers in that photo and our mom gave them to my sister's husband at Christmas. When my sister's husband opened them, he said, "now, I am getting hand me downs from VERN." We all laughed. You are very handsome. Love, Fudgernutter

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Dear Fudge,

I'm just a little guy, but don't let that fool you.  I'm very strong and sensitive.  My Mom tells me all about you and your brother, and I think we have a future together.  I too have a brother just like Vern.  My brother, Murph, is not sensitive like me...and he's also not the sharpest knife in the drawer if you know what I mean.  Don't get me wrong, I do love this dirty, goofy guy...but he's definitely not for you.  I know how to treat a lady.  I would bring you toys and lay them at your feet.  You can even have all my treats, because now I don't get to have any.  Here's a couple of my Valentine pictures....I'm actually bigger than I look...well not much, but a little.  I'm hoping you're one of those girls who believes that size doesn't matter, and that you'll give me a chance to make you the happiest Doodette in the world.  Love, Guinness

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Oh and Fudge, my Mom says I'm a great kisser, and I also have a few other special talents that you might enjoy. The ladies of Yappy Hour know all about that.