Fudge and Vern Need a Valentine!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, it is that time of the year and the pressure is on for Fudge and Vern to find a Valentine. Everyone thinks they are a couple, because they are always together, but nope, they are both single and looking for love in all the wrong right places. Please help them find their many one true love. 

First up, is sweet Fudge. Fudge is a serious kind of girl, but has been known to cut loose if there is a ball or stick around.

She loves to outsmart her brother, so she is going to need a dog that is on the ball and can keep up with her wit and wily ways or she will make mincemeat get bored easily.  She loves a challenge. Fudge loves to take long walks in the park.  She likes to chase squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, and most anything that moves quickly. If you are fast, she could chase you. She likes to dig large holes in the yard and loves a drive in the car.  After a long day, Fudge loves to cuddle and is quite content to go to bed early and sleep in late. Fudge is a beautiful dog and depending on her haircut, likes to be called Fudge, Fifi, or Fluffernutter. Must be willing to relocate to PA.

Next up, is sweet Vern.  Vern is a lover, not a fighter. Vern likes long walks in the park and a good roll in the mud.  He is a night owl and likes to party long after his humans go to sleep. Vern is looking for a girl that is not hung up on appearances, because most of the time Vern does not appear too clean.  It you want a Metrosexual kind of guy, keep looking. He doesn't like to dress up.

Vern is fun loving, yet sensitive, and has been known to pee a little when he gets scared, so my best advice to you, is never scare him. Vern likes to dance, give bear hugs, and sloppy kisses. Must be willing to relocate to PA.  Please apply if you meet these qualifications.

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[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Dear Sherri, Your mom sounds great. Quincy's mom once called my mom a lump, so that could be bad at Thanksgiving dinner. Love, Fudgie

[Donna K & Quincy]

As long as there are no lumps in the gravy, we're good.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL

[Pat and Traveler]

Quincy, you are gorgeous!

[Donna K & Quincy]

TY Pat

[Janie, Jackson and Jilly]

Heyy Fudge! The moment I saw your picture, I knew you were meant for me! I think we can run around and play together, I am very fast too and always up for a challenge! You can be sure I won't let you get too far away! ; ) I'm a younger guy and have never had a relationship before, but I'm willing to learn new tricks! Anything for you!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Jack, You are one handsome Doodle. I love your pretty brown color. I might have to dye mine pretty soon, because my brown is turning to silver. Don't worry, I am only 3, so it is silver and not grey. I think I might be in love! Fudge

[Janie, Jackson and Jilly]

Fudgeypop, I can see that I have a whole lot of competition here.  Let me up the ante.  I didn't tell you about my dancing skills or my musical career.  In fact, I wrote the following song (autobiographical, of course).  These guys are gonna help me sing it for you:

http://www.vevo.com/watch/lmfao/sexy-and-i-know-it/USUV71101468

When it comes down to it, life is about having fun and being nice.  I will be very nice to you and we will have a lot of fun.  :)  I LOVE YOU!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Jack, Do you have a Speedo like the ones in that video?  If so, please send a picture :) I do like to have fun and I dance with Vern and my mom a lot. Love, Fudgeypop

[Janie, Jackson and Jilly]

I'll get right on that Fudgypop!

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Fudginator  Fluffiermutter, it is me, Surferdood, Ned.  I have the speedo. Don't I look spiffy in it?  I am your guy.  I may be small, but I am fast and can give you a good chase.  I promise to let you have the ball and fetch all you want while I watch. Since we both like to ride, let's meet in the middle and pawtee down!!!

Ned, Nudderbudder Haver

[Donna K & Quincy]

Ned, You are one of the few dudes doods that can look good in a Speedo.