Fudge and Vern Need a Valentine!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, it is that time of the year and the pressure is on for Fudge and Vern to find a Valentine. Everyone thinks they are a couple, because they are always together, but nope, they are both single and looking for love in all the wrong right places. Please help them find their many one true love. 

First up, is sweet Fudge. Fudge is a serious kind of girl, but has been known to cut loose if there is a ball or stick around.

She loves to outsmart her brother, so she is going to need a dog that is on the ball and can keep up with her wit and wily ways or she will make mincemeat get bored easily.  She loves a challenge. Fudge loves to take long walks in the park.  She likes to chase squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, and most anything that moves quickly. If you are fast, she could chase you. She likes to dig large holes in the yard and loves a drive in the car.  After a long day, Fudge loves to cuddle and is quite content to go to bed early and sleep in late. Fudge is a beautiful dog and depending on her haircut, likes to be called Fudge, Fifi, or Fluffernutter. Must be willing to relocate to PA.

Next up, is sweet Vern.  Vern is a lover, not a fighter. Vern likes long walks in the park and a good roll in the mud.  He is a night owl and likes to party long after his humans go to sleep. Vern is looking for a girl that is not hung up on appearances, because most of the time Vern does not appear too clean.  It you want a Metrosexual kind of guy, keep looking. He doesn't like to dress up.

Vern is fun loving, yet sensitive, and has been known to pee a little when he gets scared, so my best advice to you, is never scare him. Vern likes to dance, give bear hugs, and sloppy kisses. Must be willing to relocate to PA.  Please apply if you meet these qualifications.

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[Donna K & Quincy]

Wow, Vern, this girl sounds like a real winner! :>)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Dear Sophie Bear, Wow....you are one pretty Doodle and I like that you seem to be low maintenance. That is my kind of girl. Chasing balls, wrestling, getting dirty, and snow....I am in heaven right now. Plus, I don't want to snuggle at night too much, because that is when I do some of my best chewing and running around. Sophie, you are going to be hard to beat, because you sound perfect. Love, Vernie-kins

[Donna K & Quincy]

Sophie, you clean up good girl!

[Allyson, Peri & Taquito]

Vern,

I am your match.

I like to roll in the mud.

I also like long walks with my humans and going on car rides.

I am not too high maintenance, but I do clean up well and can look pretty.

Best of all, I am very brave and can protect you from anything that scares you.

I have included a few different photos to show you my different looks.

Love,

Your valentine-in-waiting, Lady Peri

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Dear Lady Peri, My favorite picture is the last one. I have a picture just like that one,  showing me at my best.

Some girls would be scared to see me so dirty, but I can tell, you are not one of them. Plus, you said you would protect me and I do get scared a lot :) You could definitely be "the one." Love, Vern

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

I might have some competition here with Lady Peri...but then no one could tell you two apart - she might get your cookies by mistake Vern.

[Kaytlin and Cooper]

Cooper would be interested in Vern, but shes not willing to relocate to PA. She has heard about something called Intercourse there, and shes not sure what it is but her Mommy keeps laughing every time its mentioned on DK.... Plus she just relocated  several thousand kms...

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Cooper, My mom laughs when she says that name, too. I have been to Intercourse, PA, with my mom and she took a picture in front of a funny sign. Maybe we should just be pen pals. Love, Vern

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

Knox is a bit embarrassed to admit it publicly, so I am having to do his dirty work.  He is a bit of a MOMMA'S BOY, so the relocating requirement is an absolute deal-breaker.  He would love to have a chance at Fudge, but thinks that Shelby-doodle is the more logical choice for his affection.  He has spent quite a bit of time with her during the past 18 months and really believes that the potential for a long-term relationship is there.  Best of luck to Fudge in her search for her Valentine!!

   

P.S.  Fudge, has your mom thought about asking ABC to consider you for the BACHELORETTE?  Knox and I would enjoy seeing you on that show -- a show that promises REAL LOVE!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Fudge says "thank you" to Knox for making her feel like second choice...LOL!! Doris, That would be a great idea for a game. Enter Knox and have different doodles vying for his attention and eliminate one every day :)

[Elizabeth, Bailey & Bruin]

My dearest darling Vern...I am in love with you.  I love how you stare off in wonderment with those big brown eyes.... I always am wondering what you are thinging about...

And don't worry about the mud.  I too, love a good roll in the mud...and clothes, who needs them.  We could live in doodle bliss just running and playing with only the clothes that God gave us.  And as far a relocating goes...We could live in PA in the summer and beach it in the winter in Florida or swim in the pool at my favorite dog park..not an RV park but a dog park......We could visit China..after all I have begun digging a path already.  

 

And I will only offer you my best kibble.  A big heaping bowl of Orijen..

 

So please sweet Vern, take a look at my pictures and pick me...I am a beautiful southern girl who would love to meet a handsome yankee doodle dandy!   And yes, I am a true redhead ; )

 

Love you bunches...

Bailey, or as my Mom likes to call me Bailey Bug (shhh, you can call me that too, just don't tell my Mom)

 

 

 

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

Vern would be a fool to pass up Bailey! She's perfect!!  PICK HER!!!