Fudge Needs a Valentine!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Fudge is looking for a Hot Valentine! Must be financially secure, like long walks in the park, sharing kibble in a bowl, single, and very, very cute. Please submit a picture and qualifications. She is willing to lose the socks for the right doodle.

 

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Fudge, I think you're the most beautiful Doodle girl I've ever seen.   All this time I figured you were already dating some lucky Dood.  Who knew?  This is my Valentine dream come true.  I don't know if you would even consider me, but I do love walks in the Park and I would always share my kibble (and even my home cooking) with you.  Heck, if you'll be my Valentine you can have it ALL.  Darwin is looking pretty darn "hot" in his picture, so I'm not sure I can compete.  I hope you don't mind guys with short hair...there was a bit of a "groomer" issue with my hair.  If you say that you'll be my valentine, I promise to do my best to give you EVERYTHING a beautiful Doodle girl like you deserves.  You can take my bed...I'll sleep on the floor right next to you.  I hope you don't mind if my Mom & Dad also sleep in the room.  Don't get the wrong idea though...I'm not really a Mama's boy (well maybe a little).  I'll be awaiting your reply....and I think those stockings are really, really hot.  Don't take them off....I'll help you. Just so you know that I'm really committed...I got a tat with your name on it.  Pretty cool right!  XXXOOO

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Hey Fudge, Guinness is pretty mad about this.  He just found out about my post.  I told him he's way to short for you, but I'm thinking he may make a play for you himself.  If he does, just ignore him.  Remember, I'm your guy.

[Jennifer and Jack]

Hey Fudge. Home E Jack Here,

 

Forget about all those big guys... I may be small and you may be able to eat me with my gulp, but I am powerful, strong and I can kick some homey butt if anyone disturbs you....

 

I am only a mama's boy when she is around, but when she is not looking I like to kick it with my home boys. How about being my home girl???
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[Suzann, Rosey & Bandit]

LOL this is hilarious!!

[Camilla and Darwin]

ROFL

[Linda and Murphy]

Tough little Dood

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Fudge says she loves a gangsta with some cool bling.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I feel bad about ignoring Guinness, but you did get a tat for me. Love, Fudge

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Murphy, You got a tat with my name on it....that is so romantic. Plus you like my stockings and you think I am beautiful. I think you are one handsome dood too. I like a dood with short hair. My mom says no sleepovers for now because I am a good girl, but I don't always listen to my mom. This could be fun! Love, Fudge

[Melissa & Porter]

Tall, dark and handsome?  That is me. 

I am adept at acquiring food both from the humans and in the wild. 

I have no ball obsession and can love you without distraction. 

You look like my mom...so the Freudian thing is going for us. 

I don't have gas ever.

I loooooove to be chased and I will chase you too.

I can protect you from passers by with my deep menacing noises.

Isn't this the nose you want sniffing your butt?

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Porter, You sure do have a cute nose. I don't like a gassy dood, so you have that going for you too. I might just let you chase me. Love, Fudge

[Camilla and Darwin]

This one has me cracking up. That is one great nose!