Have You Ever Said This or Done That?

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

 

Since we have gotten Fudge and Vern, I have been accused on more than one occasion of putting their needs above some two-legged members of my family.  I decided to put together a little list to see if anyone else has done some of these things. Now mind you, I am not admitting to all of these things and maybe some of them are figments of my imagination, but you never know.  I have changed the names of some of the animals involved to protect the innocent, but would love to have everyone add to my list. Here goes…..have you ever:

 

• Asked your daughter to find another seat in the van, more towards the back, so one of the dogs could have her seat. Not that this ever happened in our van, but if it did, the daughter probably yelled, “Do you know I am a human being!”
• Told your husband to stop sneezing, because if scares Fudge Brownie.
• Asked your husband why he is coming to bed, because you are afraid he will wake up a large cream red colored dog that is taking up his spot.
• Told your elderly mother that if you drive to Oregon Washington with your dogs someday and happen to stop in Indiana Illinois and pick her up, she has to ride in the back because Vernors Pepsi calls shotgun. This was probably said in jest or to dissuade a chair-stealing 85-year-old woman from riding along on this long trip.
• Reminded your husband to make sure he cleans a certain dirty dog’s manly parts after said dog rolled in mud and while husband was bathing dog.
• Asked husband to climb out of bed to help Fudge Princess get up on same bed, because she placed her two front paws on the bed which means she would like permission to come aboard.
• Said in this order…I love you, Chocolate Dog, I love you, Scaredy Doodle, oh..I love you too; man I have been married to for many years.
• Said to your husband that if you die, he needs to find a woman ASAP to stay home and take care of the dogs. You might have also suggested she be kind, caring, and loving and might have heard in response, “wouldn’t that confuse the dogs?”
• Said to one or the other dog, “you are my favorite,” only to look up and find your daughter staring at you in bewilderment.
• Heard one of the members of your family say, “you love those dogs more than me,” and you respond by saying, “my mother taught me if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”

 

I could go on and on with these hypothetical questions, but I will stop now.  Please feel free to add any other ones that cross your mind.  It is probably best to change all names so you leave us guessing whether or not these are real life experiences or just an imaginary situation that you have been wondering about over the years.

[F, Calla & Luca]

I do too, to my two of course.

[BG and Gavin]

Everyone in the house needs to stay still and keep their voices down.  I just got Gavin Kevin to start eating his supper and I don't want him to be distracted by something more interesting in another room!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Kevin has every right to eat undisturbed :)

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Oh so does Ned Lance.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL

[Jane, Rooney & Stuart]

While on a phone call with my mother the other day she asked me "how the boys were doing" so I started in telling her all about the efence training, Stuart's neuter, on and on.  She says to me "ummm, no I was talking about the other boys - you remember right - your human sons?"  Thought I was going to drive off the road.

 

Have you ever told dh "don't eat that - I'm saving it for the doodles"?

[Jane, Rooney & Stuart]

Have you ever signed your dh up with a DK account so that in the event of your un-timely death - he could notify all your DK friends.  I am guilty of doing this today.  Morbid I know.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Jane, This might win a prize....LOL! I did tell my DH to contact DK and try and get good homes for the dogs if I die, and he said, "No one is getting my dogs!"

[Jane, Rooney & Stuart]

Oh now I should win a prize!  Yah sure - too late once again - all I ever wanted was my own Intercourse tee-shirt but we know who'll be wearing that next.  LMAO!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

You just need to win that caption contest and that shirt is yours for a day....LOL!

[Jane, Rooney & Stuart]

Sadly - I'm just not that funny, plus I'd need to lose some weight to wear it.

[Donna K & Quincy]

Actually Jane you are funny, your maximum exposure made me lol, and I'm posting the next photo. There is hope.