Have You Ever Said This or Done That?

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

 

Since we have gotten Fudge and Vern, I have been accused on more than one occasion of putting their needs above some two-legged members of my family.  I decided to put together a little list to see if anyone else has done some of these things. Now mind you, I am not admitting to all of these things and maybe some of them are figments of my imagination, but you never know.  I have changed the names of some of the animals involved to protect the innocent, but would love to have everyone add to my list. Here goes…..have you ever:

 

• Asked your daughter to find another seat in the van, more towards the back, so one of the dogs could have her seat. Not that this ever happened in our van, but if it did, the daughter probably yelled, “Do you know I am a human being!”
• Told your husband to stop sneezing, because if scares Fudge Brownie.
• Asked your husband why he is coming to bed, because you are afraid he will wake up a large cream red colored dog that is taking up his spot.
• Told your elderly mother that if you drive to Oregon Washington with your dogs someday and happen to stop in Indiana Illinois and pick her up, she has to ride in the back because Vernors Pepsi calls shotgun. This was probably said in jest or to dissuade a chair-stealing 85-year-old woman from riding along on this long trip.
• Reminded your husband to make sure he cleans a certain dirty dog’s manly parts after said dog rolled in mud and while husband was bathing dog.
• Asked husband to climb out of bed to help Fudge Princess get up on same bed, because she placed her two front paws on the bed which means she would like permission to come aboard.
• Said in this order…I love you, Chocolate Dog, I love you, Scaredy Doodle, oh..I love you too; man I have been married to for many years.
• Said to your husband that if you die, he needs to find a woman ASAP to stay home and take care of the dogs. You might have also suggested she be kind, caring, and loving and might have heard in response, “wouldn’t that confuse the dogs?”
• Said to one or the other dog, “you are my favorite,” only to look up and find your daughter staring at you in bewilderment.
• Heard one of the members of your family say, “you love those dogs more than me,” and you respond by saying, “my mother taught me if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”

 

I could go on and on with these hypothetical questions, but I will stop now.  Please feel free to add any other ones that cross your mind.  It is probably best to change all names so you leave us guessing whether or not these are real life experiences or just an imaginary situation that you have been wondering about over the years.

[KAHLUA]

Laurie you crack me up with your posts!  Since my husband and children refuse to get on DK as they say that I am certifibly nuts about my dog, I have to save that I have NEVER made those types of comments......as the saying goes, no body no crime........

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

My kids and husband say the same thing. I say, "What do they know?" LOL

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

LOL!! These are great! And make me feel so much more normal!!

Tara Fido is a very picky eater so when I can FINALLY get her him to eat, the entire household has to FREEZE so as not to distract or disturb her him!! No matter what DH is doing he has to STOP in his tracks! No rocking in his chair or sneezing. I tried to get him to stop breathing but so far no luck with THAT! LOL!

When Tara Fido and DH are leaving to run an errand I also say "Good-bye sweetie girl  boy, I love you, I'm gonna miss you!" Then I get "the look" from DH so I throw in the "Oh, yeah, you too honey" :).

[GBK]

That's how it is when I get home.  "Hi bubbies, how are you today?  Let's go, into the living room, hugs and kisses all around".  After about 15 minutes and the dogs and I have had our lovin, oh, Hi Rick.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Very funny. I think the dogs are happier to see us most of the time...LOL!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Ricki, I am glad I made you feel normal even though you are nuts. I cracked up at the stop breathing comment. I know you are just kidding...wink, wink!!

[Jane Smith]

I sat my daughter down last night and read her the blog about "Is your doodle coming between you and your family", and she about died laughing.  I told her when I first read it, it reminded me of her attitude.

 

She said "That just shows me you really are nut's, and what's even scarier is there are more of you out there."  HA

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Oh Jane, I love the "there are more of you out there" part!!! ROTFL!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

My DD says DK is a cult and we are all drinking the Kool Aid....LOL!

[Leslie and Halas]

Mmmmm.....doodle kool aid. What would that taste like?  Maybe love and hugs?

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

That's it Doodleaid!!