I Can't Take It Anymore!!

Normally, I am a mild mannered person, content to make few waves in life, but I finally have to speak up. I am being harassed by an ad here on DK and I need to make it stop. Is there a restraining order needed to keep this ad away from me? This is serious. Every time this ad comes up, I feel sick. I wish I could say I have stopped eating, but that is not the case. I just have to shut my computer first now. What is this ad, you might ask? It is for NAIL FUNGUS. YUCK!

I do not have nail fungus, have never had nail fungus, have never searched Google for nail fungus, and I don't take pictures of nail fungus. I am almost afraid to add a picture for fear Google will forever associate me with nail fungus and by trying to stop these ads, I will just get more.

I do admit to big feet and I have posted pictures of them before, but they were covered AND not in nail fungus.

So, I implore you, please DO NOT speak of nail fungus to me. Do not send me funny emails about nail fungus. No pictures of your nail fungus (Sheila and Finnley-LOL). My health depends on it.

Now, who do I need to talk to to get this toe stuff straightened out? Uh oh, now I am going to get ads for hammer toes...and I may or may not have those....although, I accidentally told my DD and SIL that the Podiatrist said I had 9 camel toes. After an unexpected reaction by them and John, who was nearby when I said it, I realized I misstated my condition. It was almost as bad as the time I told John gonorrhea ran in my family, when I meant to say glaucoma. Oh no....now what kind of ads am I going to get? I seem to be digging a hole. Me and my big mouth!

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