If Your Dog Could Txt Message

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

If your dog ( or cat)  could send a text message or twitter message what would they say ?

For example:

• DTUT         Dinner Time Under Table
• SMB          Smell My Butt
• CC             Chasing Cat
• LGTTDP    Let's go to the Dog Park
• MODKA     Mom's on DK again
• SQT             Squeaking Toys
  

When I was writting this discussion I did a search to see if any other information was out there on this subject--Well of course it has all been thought of before. I found this new collar that gives owners tweets from the dog when they are gone.  By Mattel. 

Tweets

A few of the phrases any dog lover hopes to hear will be tweeted via a text message:

• “I bark because I miss you. There I said it. Now hurry home.”
• ”Can we get some sparkling water for the toilet bowl?”
• “It’s hard to tweet when you’re all paws.”
• "It's not the catching of the tail, it's the chase,"
• "Guess what I'm licking right now."

I think we can come up with some better phrases.

[Donna K & Quincy]

Clap, clap, clap! BG you are good.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I was going to say...where is Caitlin when we need her, but I think BG figured it out. We have some smarties on DK.

[Taylor & Huff]

Huffs would be WATT:Where Are The Treats

IAJFA: I'm A Junk Food Addict

GMTB: Give Me The Bone

DPDPDP: DOG PARK, DOG PARK, DOG PARK

BOL: BARK OUT LOUD

LGSMB: LETS GO SEE MY BUDDY'S

PIMFF: PIZZA IS MY FAVORITE FOOD

The list could go on and on!

 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

How about GF - Got Food?

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Ned's would be:

TPIHBD - the prince is here, bow down.

GM - gimmee

IM - it's mine

Clancy's would be:

MFPP - more food please, please

HMP - hold my paw

Both would say:

B!R - Brush! Run

STPA - snap the photo already

 

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

From Daisy to Mommy: done yet - time to go home

From Mommy to Daisy: we are almost done

From Daisy to Mommy: everyone else left

From Mommy to Daisy: u right let's go

[Sharon & Monty]

GOTC!  Get off the computer!

WIPN    When is party night?

IWO      I want out

RMB     Rub my belly

 

 

[Allyson, Peri & Taquito]

I love all of these!

Peri would say:

TFAGZ (time for a good zoomie)

NTFTP (need to fluff the pillows)

 

Those are her two favorite things to do!

[Pat and Traveler]

Hilarious stuff!

I think Trav's would be--

CM  -  chase me

CMF - chase me faster

PTCD - put the camera down

[Shelby and Kev]

SITH  Squirrel in the yard

 

[Robyn, Greg and Snickers]

WBTW- waiting by the window
YCRMT- you can rub my tummy
MLP-mom let's Play