It's a Miracle!!

I just thought I would share with all of you the big news that somehow Fudge is pregnant.

Didn't I tell you...enough with the balls??

Yes, we had her spayed when she was six months old, but somehow, a miracle has been granted to us and we are going to be grandparents. Now, I know some of you will be crying hokum, but I am sure it has to do with the daily dosage of apple cider vinegar we have been rubbing on her hair to prevent matting.

An Apple Cider Vinegar rub a day, keeps the mats away!

It must have also made it possible for her to start producing eggs again.

It is the only theory I can come up with to account for this miracle. We are pretty sure Vern is not the father because Fudge is his sister and that would be gross and Vern is never gross, which leaves a couple of other dogs in our neighborhood.

Hey, I swear it's not me. I only roll in the straw, not in the hay!

We have two dachshunds around the corner and wouldn’t it be great to have a WienerDoodle and if they turned out to be minis, we could call them CocktailweenieDoodles. What if they turned out incredibly long like a Vienna sausage? How about an AustrianDoodle, not to be confused with an ALD?

Is this the father??

The problem is we can’t rule out a German Shepherd and Beagle that I have seen roaming the neighborhood. Dear lord….I could have a litter of GermanDoodles or Doodles that bay at every little sound, prompting me to call them KnockitoffDoodles.

What if Stewpid the rabbit came back and didn’t realize Fudge wasn’t a bunny and took advantage of my poor girl and I end up with a litter of DumbDoodles? I would rue the day I rubbed that ACV all over my beautiful dog and did not heed all the warnings as I was cleaning up after a bunch of big eared, curly haired, where’s my carrot, bunch of puppies. Please don’t let Stewpid be the father. I see a lifetime of heartache for Fudge trying to track him down for puppy support as he is off gallivanting with every Flopsy, Mopsy, and Bunny that comes along.

Where's Stewpid? He told us he loved us!!

Plus, if they get their poop habits from their father and wind up with Giardia, there isn’t enough time in the day or paper plates on the shelves for me to follow behind them catching pellets right and left for those pellet popping puppies.

I guess we will just have to wait and see about coat types, shedding, colors, ear length, and doodle size, until those little miracles are born. Until then, I am throwing away the ACV so this doesn’t happen again and wishing all of you a Happy April’s Fools Day!!

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Permalink Reply by Laurie, Fudge, and Vern on April 1, 2013 at 5:44pm

Thanks, Kyoko :)

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Permalink Reply by Jane, Guinness and Murphy on April 1, 2013 at 11:09am

OMD Laurie, I'm in big trouble now. I read this and I decided I needed to find a picture to go along with a girl who not only slept around but didn't even know who the father was. So I did a Google search for "slut dog". Well you can't even believe what comes up under that search....pleas DO NOT TRY IT! So anyway, now I have all these sites on my iPad history (I was in the car doing this search). The grand kids use my iPad all the time and now I'm paranoid that they'll find one of these sites in history....Nana's squeaky clean reputation will be history. So thanks a lot...and thank Fudge too!

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Permalink Reply by Marnie, Stanlee's Mom on April 1, 2013 at 11:38am

NANA!!!! For shame...

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Permalink Reply by F, Calla & Luca on April 1, 2013 at 12:19pm

You can delete your history:

http://www.simplehelp.net/2010/04/05/how-to-clear-the-cache-history...

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Permalink Reply by Jane, Guinness and Murphy on April 1, 2013 at 1:55pm

Thanks, F....I clean my laptop all the time but have never cleaned the iPad.

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Permalink Reply by Donna K & Quincy on April 1, 2013 at 2:44pm

Jane, you need to clean your mind as well. :>))))

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Permalink Reply by Jane, Guinness and Murphy on April 1, 2013 at 4:42pm

Laurie made me do it.

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Permalink Reply by Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*() on April 1, 2013 at 4:50pm

Thanks for the warning to not look up Slutdog. My grandson plays w my iPad too. And I agree, ALL Laurie's fault. Fudge pregnant, really! Too funny. But if it were true, my bets are on that rooster!