It's a Miracle!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I just thought I would share with all of you the big news that somehow Fudge is pregnant. 

Didn't I tell you...enough with the balls??

Yes, we had her spayed when she was six months old, but somehow, a miracle has been granted to us and we are going to be grandparents.  Now, I know some of you will be crying hokum, but I am sure it has to do with the daily dosage of apple cider vinegar we have been rubbing on her hair to prevent matting.

An Apple Cider Vinegar rub a day, keeps the mats away!

It must have also made it possible for her to start producing eggs again. 

It is the only theory I can come up with to account for this miracle.  We are pretty sure Vern is not the father because Fudge is his sister and that would be gross and Vern is never gross, which leaves a couple of other dogs in our neighborhood. 

Hey, I swear it's not me. I only roll in the straw, not in the hay!

We have two dachshunds around the corner and wouldn’t it be great to have a WienerDoodle and if they turned out to be minis, we could call them CocktailweenieDoodles.  What if they turned out incredibly long like a Vienna sausage?  How about an AustrianDoodle, not to be confused with an ALD?

Is this the father??

 

The problem is we can’t rule out a German Shepherd and Beagle that I have seen roaming the neighborhood.  Dear lord….I could have a litter of GermanDoodles or Doodles that bay at every little sound, prompting me to call them KnockitoffDoodles. 

What if Stewpid the rabbit came back and didn’t realize Fudge wasn’t a bunny and took advantage of my poor girl and I end up with a litter of DumbDoodles?  I would rue the day I rubbed that ACV all over my beautiful dog and did not heed all the warnings as I was cleaning up after a bunch of big eared, curly haired, where’s my carrot, bunch of puppies.  Please don’t let Stewpid be the father.  I see a lifetime of heartache for Fudge trying to track him down for puppy support as he is off gallivanting with every Flopsy, Mopsy, and Bunny that comes along.

Where's Stewpid?  He told us he loved us!!

Plus, if they get their poop habits from their father and wind up with Giardia, there isn’t enough time in the day or paper plates on the shelves for me to follow behind them catching pellets right and left for those pellet popping puppies. 

 

I guess we will just have to wait and see about coat types, shedding, colors, ear length, and doodle size, until those little miracles are born.  Until then, I am throwing away the ACV so this doesn’t happen again and wishing all of you a Happy April’s Fools Day!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I see a new reality show :)

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

"Nanas gone Wild"!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

ROTFL....sometimes, I can't believe what pops up when I am innocently Googling :) Just blame it on Dave! LOL

[Traci -Bexter & Maggie]

Laurie, I am so disappointed.  I was going to tell you any offspring of Fudge's can be my next dog!  I KNEW Vern was innocent.  I am so convinced of Fudge's purity as well that I figured if she was pregnant (which of course I knew she wasn't...) it would be a virgin birth, sort of like a Jesus dog.  :)

Jane, you should be ashamed googling Slut Dog!  Poor Fudge's feelings would be hurt.  However, I have to go now because now I will be googling it for myself to see...(Curiosity just might kill the doodle owner...)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Traci, You are right.....Fudge is a good girl :) LOL I am almost tempted to Google it myself.

[Carol and Banjo]

Please ease up on Vern.....he looks so worried!   Laurie,  I keep seeing photos of "Worried Vern" and I'm getting concerned.  Is there a problem at your house?   Is there alot of stress in your house?   Is Vern sipping on the ACV?      I hope you've assured him that you know without a doubt he had nothing to do with this Miracle.     He can come to my house if the stress is getting to him.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Carol, Nice try.....put Vern is staying put. Here is a picture today.....I am calling it Vern Gone Wild.  I think you can tell he perked up :)  I let him off leash at the park. Sipping ACV......I could see Vern doing it and it not bothering him at all. LOL

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

I could just bite his nose! 

[Donna K & Quincy]

 Gee, I am go glad this is a hoax because Mary and Vern doesn't quite have the same ring as Fudge and Vern. LMAO 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Mary and Vern....you are right...I don't like it :) LOL

[BG and Gavin]

And I thought Fudge was keeping better company than that!  Well congrats anyways.  If Stewpid is the father, will Fudge be having Chocolate Bunnies?

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

LOL! I can see the ads now: "These puppies combine the best qualities of both parents: The temperament, intelligence and non-shedding coat of the Labradoodle with the....um, the...er....never mind!"