It's a Miracle!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I just thought I would share with all of you the big news that somehow Fudge is pregnant. 

Didn't I tell you...enough with the balls??

Yes, we had her spayed when she was six months old, but somehow, a miracle has been granted to us and we are going to be grandparents.  Now, I know some of you will be crying hokum, but I am sure it has to do with the daily dosage of apple cider vinegar we have been rubbing on her hair to prevent matting.

An Apple Cider Vinegar rub a day, keeps the mats away!

It must have also made it possible for her to start producing eggs again. 

It is the only theory I can come up with to account for this miracle.  We are pretty sure Vern is not the father because Fudge is his sister and that would be gross and Vern is never gross, which leaves a couple of other dogs in our neighborhood. 

Hey, I swear it's not me. I only roll in the straw, not in the hay!

We have two dachshunds around the corner and wouldn’t it be great to have a WienerDoodle and if they turned out to be minis, we could call them CocktailweenieDoodles.  What if they turned out incredibly long like a Vienna sausage?  How about an AustrianDoodle, not to be confused with an ALD?

Is this the father??

 

The problem is we can’t rule out a German Shepherd and Beagle that I have seen roaming the neighborhood.  Dear lord….I could have a litter of GermanDoodles or Doodles that bay at every little sound, prompting me to call them KnockitoffDoodles. 

What if Stewpid the rabbit came back and didn’t realize Fudge wasn’t a bunny and took advantage of my poor girl and I end up with a litter of DumbDoodles?  I would rue the day I rubbed that ACV all over my beautiful dog and did not heed all the warnings as I was cleaning up after a bunch of big eared, curly haired, where’s my carrot, bunch of puppies.  Please don’t let Stewpid be the father.  I see a lifetime of heartache for Fudge trying to track him down for puppy support as he is off gallivanting with every Flopsy, Mopsy, and Bunny that comes along.

Where's Stewpid?  He told us he loved us!!

Plus, if they get their poop habits from their father and wind up with Giardia, there isn’t enough time in the day or paper plates on the shelves for me to follow behind them catching pellets right and left for those pellet popping puppies. 

 

I guess we will just have to wait and see about coat types, shedding, colors, ear length, and doodle size, until those little miracles are born.  Until then, I am throwing away the ACV so this doesn’t happen again and wishing all of you a Happy April’s Fools Day!!

[Becka]

I'm rooting for the dachshund, Laurie, just so that I can see the word cocktailweeniedoodle on a regular basis. ;)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL....should I put you on the available puppy list?

[Becka]

LOL--of course, just as soon as I stock up on some apple cider vinegar.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

As of now, you are first on my list :)

[BettyAnn, Holmes & Lucy]

You got me! Well, up until the pic. of the dachshund- haha-- which I probably shouldn't admit! Happy April Fool's Day to you too! Thanks for the laugh :)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thanks, BettyAnn. I am glad I got someone :)

[Marnie, Stanlee's Mom]

I'm so sad, I even went so far as to Google what a cocktailweeniedoodle would look like when I hit the April Fool's punchline.  It's a shame, because this is what you're missing out on, a whole litter of these:

 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

OMD...is there really such a thing? LOL

[Becka]

This dog looks a little bit like it drank a lot of coffee and then stuck its paw in an electrical outlet. Which is kind of how I imagine a dachshund-poodle cross might behave...

Not that it isn't cute, of course.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL..cute in a "I'm glad you are not my dog," kind of way :)

[Becka]

Right--is that kind of like being cute in a "glad I never have to see you again" way?

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Exactly :)