It's a Miracle!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I just thought I would share with all of you the big news that somehow Fudge is pregnant. 

Didn't I tell you...enough with the balls??

Yes, we had her spayed when she was six months old, but somehow, a miracle has been granted to us and we are going to be grandparents.  Now, I know some of you will be crying hokum, but I am sure it has to do with the daily dosage of apple cider vinegar we have been rubbing on her hair to prevent matting.

An Apple Cider Vinegar rub a day, keeps the mats away!

It must have also made it possible for her to start producing eggs again. 

It is the only theory I can come up with to account for this miracle.  We are pretty sure Vern is not the father because Fudge is his sister and that would be gross and Vern is never gross, which leaves a couple of other dogs in our neighborhood. 

Hey, I swear it's not me. I only roll in the straw, not in the hay!

We have two dachshunds around the corner and wouldn’t it be great to have a WienerDoodle and if they turned out to be minis, we could call them CocktailweenieDoodles.  What if they turned out incredibly long like a Vienna sausage?  How about an AustrianDoodle, not to be confused with an ALD?

Is this the father??

 

The problem is we can’t rule out a German Shepherd and Beagle that I have seen roaming the neighborhood.  Dear lord….I could have a litter of GermanDoodles or Doodles that bay at every little sound, prompting me to call them KnockitoffDoodles. 

What if Stewpid the rabbit came back and didn’t realize Fudge wasn’t a bunny and took advantage of my poor girl and I end up with a litter of DumbDoodles?  I would rue the day I rubbed that ACV all over my beautiful dog and did not heed all the warnings as I was cleaning up after a bunch of big eared, curly haired, where’s my carrot, bunch of puppies.  Please don’t let Stewpid be the father.  I see a lifetime of heartache for Fudge trying to track him down for puppy support as he is off gallivanting with every Flopsy, Mopsy, and Bunny that comes along.

Where's Stewpid?  He told us he loved us!!

Plus, if they get their poop habits from their father and wind up with Giardia, there isn’t enough time in the day or paper plates on the shelves for me to follow behind them catching pellets right and left for those pellet popping puppies. 

 

I guess we will just have to wait and see about coat types, shedding, colors, ear length, and doodle size, until those little miracles are born.  Until then, I am throwing away the ACV so this doesn’t happen again and wishing all of you a Happy April’s Fools Day!!

[F, Calla & Luca]

It might work or at least the pups will be light as a feather but they may turn out to be big chickens like Vern. I call her Olivia and I will say hi. I'll try to convince her not to take Fudge away for irresponsible parenting : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Yes, talk to Olivia and not Elliott :) ChickenDoodles....yes, I have one of those :)

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

LOLOLOL, Happy April Fools Day! You didn't fool me for a minute, but this sure was fun! 

"Cocktailweeniedoodle" is brilliant and certainly makes as much sense as lots of other ridiculous poodle mixes out there.

As far as Stewpid goes, if you're going to dress your dogs up as Easter Bunnies, you do run the risk that Stewpid might try to take advantage of them. After all, there's a reason his name isn't Einstein. And may I say that if all candy looked as appetizing as that bag in the last photo, the obesity rates in this country would be on the decline. 

[F, Calla & Luca]

Really, that candy does look bad.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Oh shoot....I should have put in a picture of my dogs in their bunny ears. Good one, Karen. What have you got against brown jelly beans? I know they are not green tootsie rolls, but they could be Root Beer flavored. Yum!

[Nicky, Riley & Boris]

Ah....., and here was me thinking about Easter and the Immaculate Conception. I was thinking we had new world wide news story right here on DK. CNN, NBC, BBC et al

[F, Calla & Luca]

Oh no, more encouragement for Laurie : )

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL....Fudge on the news. Dreaming now...........

[Camilla and Darwin]

A weener-doodle would be cute. ha ha 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

You could name him Frank :)

[Amy, Cubbie & Ollie]

Laurie, you have officially lost it.  :)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Officially??? LOL