Kids say the darndest things

[Star and Goldie]

My 2 and 1/2 year old daughter has been cracking me up lately with some of her out of blue comments. Last night when I tried to get her to go to bed, she looked at me and said "Mommy you know sleeping is not my favorite thing to do, only biking is".

I was laughing so hard I was nearly in tears. She was soooo serious. The funny part is, I have no idea how she came up with biking. We haven't even went on any bike rides since summer and even then it wasn't often.

Here a few of her other comments that cracked me up:

"I love you more than chocolate milk and I reeeeally love chocolate milk"

"If we could eat stars and moons what do you think they would taste like? I hope not bologna sandwiches"

And my personal favorite that is wise beyond her years:

"I need to call the doctor and ask her to make your belly big again so I can get back in there because I was happy in your belly, wasn't I? I like to laugh in there"

What are some silly things your little ones have said?

[Pat and Traveler]

My daughter, two grandkids and I went to a state fair a few years ago.  Both kids had car seats, and my granddaughter got into grandson's seat and wouldn't change into her own place.  The adults were hot and tired and not at all patient with this--so I told girl very sternly to get into her own seat.  She burst into tears (but got into her own place) then had her mom call her dad and sobbingly ratted me out as being soooo mean and hurting her feelings!  I was laughing so much my daughter got mad at me too.