Laugh or Cry for the Day

[F, Calla & Luca]

"The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter". The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a****es in Washington."

Not to get political, but I personally think everyone should have health insurance.

[Janie, Jackson and Jilly]

Pretty funny, thanks for the smile!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Very funny!

[Leslie and Halas]

Funny!

[Camilla and Darwin]

 HA HA HA! I agree with you and I love this F!

[DJ & Chance]

LOL, F.

[Lonnie & Libby Lu]

LOL, but sooooo true!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Hilarious!  And I agree with you too. :)   Oh, oh...is that a first???? I'm scared.

[F, Calla & Luca]

Relax, you're just becoming wiser : )

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

I'm not sure that's even possible. :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Oh, so sorry to hear your wisdom curve is foreshortened --wink, wink.

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

F, this is SO clever....love it!

[Donna K & Quincy]

This is just perfect, and the following reminds me why that last sentence is so profound. :>) To further prove the point...............

It's always the a*****e that is in charge

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The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
In charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain......... I should be in charge because I run all body functions. 
Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go. 
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
A********e.....I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the a********e very mad. 
To prove his point, the a*******e immediately slammed tightly closed and
Stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief 
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the a********e be in charge. 

*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK
YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE A*********E THAT IS IN
CHARGE.*