Blessed Are The Cracked For They Let In the Light

[F, Calla & Luca]

We haven't had daily laugh in days. From today's email.

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT! 

TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE. 

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. 
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.


11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck- is-the-room- spinning medicine. 
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?



16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 
17. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18. Procrastinate Now!

19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 

25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 



26. Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. (how true)
27. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 



28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! Life is too short andfriends are too few!

[BG and Gavin]

Thanks F! :)

[Jarka, Monty & Auggie]

Great! Thanks!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Thanks for the laugh, F! I can't see the pictures, but it's funny without them! And I have a particular fondness for numbers 3 and 7.

[F, Calla & Luca]

I wish I knew how to cure the picture thing. You still using your old browser?

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Yes, but then I tried it using Chrome and I still couldn't see the pictures.

[Deanna & Desi & Cori]

What a perfect way to start my day at the office!!!  I was planning to respond by revealing my favorite of the list, but as soon as I'd select a possible favorite, I'd read the next item and say, "No, maybe THAT"S my favorite".  Actually, they're all great and, unfortunately, too many of them apply to me personally!!!

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

Thanks for the laughs, F! My kids would say that several apply to me, especially the last one!!

[Pat and Traveler]

Thanks, F!  I was going to try to select some favorites, but there are too many.

[Gail and Bailey]

Funny! Thanks for the laughs!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

This is hysterical....thanks for the good laugh.

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

Whoa. I feel blessed because there is so much light! :)

[F, Calla & Luca]

Great : )