Liver Treats with Side Effect Warnings:UPDATE!!!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Well, I took a chance and ordered the liver treats ignoring the good advice I received here on DK to avoid them due to the potential of serious side effects:

Ingredients: Natural bison liver.

WARNING! Upon feeding Paw Naturaw natural bison liver chips your dogs may learn to open kitchen drawers and cabinet doors or crack combination locks in search of more.

COMMON SIDE EFFECTS: After feeding Paw Naturaw bison liver chips you may notice a dramatic spike in your dog's TWPM (tail wags per minute). An increase of up to 200 TWPM is not uncommon and need not be cause for alarm. TWPM will gradually and organically reduce in rapidity over time.

FYI, dogs fed Paw Naturaw organic bison liver chips may develop mind-reading capabilities. After feeding your dog its first Paw Naturaw treat it may arise to no surprise that with each treat thereafter your dog may embark into old and new tricks seconds before you speak the command aloud in an attempt to speed along the process.

 The treats arrived today. Tara had one taste and unfortunately suffered an immediate side effect. One not even mentioned on the label. . At the age of three, Tara has NEVER torn up paper that she finds on the floor. I can leave or drop any paper on the floor and never be concerned that she will tear it up. WELL, below is the evidence of this serious side effect and what is left of the envelope the treats arrived in today. And you can see there is NO regret showing on her face which is very troubling.

I should have listened to you my friends...

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

They really are Nicky!! For your and Riley's sake I hope there are no Bison in Ireland!

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Alright Tara, you take a GREAT mugshot! It's ok if you did it, time to take a walk on the wild side! Actually Chloe thinks you are WAY behind and now you can catch up, today paper tomorrow the ...COUCH??

I think that you will also have to contact the company for a sales cut after all the doodles see this!!! They will all be logging on and express shipping these treats that Tara found when we are not looking!!!

I am happy that you found yourself an attorney and a great one at that so fast!!!!

Rip on Tara!!!!!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Tara's been getting into mischief ever since she started hanging out with those doodle delinquents shady characters in your profile picture!!

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Ha Ha!! Too true!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Oh no...I am just reading that Tara has gone to the dark side....NO, Tara.....don't become a paper shredder! Resist those treats. They are bad!!!

Although, I will mention, I am not ruling out the cat for this deed. Tara, LAWYER UP!!!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Laurie, JD is filing a doodle class action suit against the liver treat company. Eating those treats causes doodles to develop a shredding disorder!  Who knows how long little TaraBear will have to be in therapy because of those wretched things!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

And if he can blame a cat for the shredding mess, so much the better!

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

ha ha ha. Tara Bear you are so adorable!!! I bet that envelope smelled just like the treats and you were determined to get some more. I hope it tasted good.

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

TaraBear says the liver treats were good but the envelope was even better!!!

[Rose Ann and Amante]

She is innocent!!!! That face, I love it!!! It really is your fault, you must of teased her!!!!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Okay, I confess. I covered the envelope with liver treat smells then I tore off little pieces of it with my mouth to show her how it was done. Then I gave it to her and gave her the "kill" command! 

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

Now a video of that would be priceless.