Liver Treats with Side Effect Warnings:UPDATE!!!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Well, I took a chance and ordered the liver treats ignoring the good advice I received here on DK to avoid them due to the potential of serious side effects:

Ingredients: Natural bison liver.

WARNING! Upon feeding Paw Naturaw natural bison liver chips your dogs may learn to open kitchen drawers and cabinet doors or crack combination locks in search of more.

COMMON SIDE EFFECTS: After feeding Paw Naturaw bison liver chips you may notice a dramatic spike in your dog's TWPM (tail wags per minute). An increase of up to 200 TWPM is not uncommon and need not be cause for alarm. TWPM will gradually and organically reduce in rapidity over time.

FYI, dogs fed Paw Naturaw organic bison liver chips may develop mind-reading capabilities. After feeding your dog its first Paw Naturaw treat it may arise to no surprise that with each treat thereafter your dog may embark into old and new tricks seconds before you speak the command aloud in an attempt to speed along the process.

 The treats arrived today. Tara had one taste and unfortunately suffered an immediate side effect. One not even mentioned on the label. . At the age of three, Tara has NEVER torn up paper that she finds on the floor. I can leave or drop any paper on the floor and never be concerned that she will tear it up. WELL, below is the evidence of this serious side effect and what is left of the envelope the treats arrived in today. And you can see there is NO regret showing on her face which is very troubling.

I should have listened to you my friends...

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Agreed!!!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

LOL!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Sue, you took the words out of my mouth.

It should be titled: "Teaching my Doodle How to Be Bad."

[Bonnie and Kona]

Ah HA! Mystery solved.

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Bonnie, I KNEW you would find this story much more believable!!!

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

Actually a video with sound effects of you growling and shaking your head while ripping the paper and Tara sitting there staring at you! Talk about Mad Dog Lady!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

ROTL! That would get me into the COL group for sure!  I think that one would have gone viral. Shoot I can't believe I didn't remember to video it!! I was just having so much fun so intend on my goal of corrupting Tara and then blaming her for dirty deeds in the DK Forum. Besides Tara's attorney JD might have gotten a hold of it!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Bet on it! JD is very good at sniffing out the truth!

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

Nothing gets by JD with that amazing nose !