Mother Needs Good Home Until After Doodle Calendar!!

[Hayley Arnold]

Does anyone want my mother (Laurie, Fudge, and Vern)?  This is the worst time of year for me with the upcoming Doodle Calendar submissions. I am only allowed to go on the pontoon boat with her if I bring my camera.  She makes me takes pictures in the rain and yells at me when the Doodles don't cooperate, which is often. If anyone is available to take her until after September 23rd, it would be greatly appreciated.  I would also like to send along the Doodles so I do not have to photograph them anymore.  If the arrangement works out, you can keep my mother, but we want Fudge and Vern back. 

Here is what you would be getting:

Sincerely,

A Much Abused Photographer/Unhappy Daughter

[F, Calla & Luca]

Alternatively we could both run away til this is over, arghhh.

[Carol and Banjo]

Haley,   I'd love to take your Mom off your hands AND Fudge and Vern too!   I'm just not sure about how your Dad would do without her around......I worry he'd be lost without her.   Check with him and if it's ok I'll be waiting with open arms!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I think he helped her write this discussion...LOL!

[Carol and Banjo]

Hehehe.....my offer stands Laurie!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thanks, Carol.

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

Hi Hayley, Does she have a valid passport? She can come up here. I need someone to walk the doodles while I'm at work so she would get plenty of exercise and fresh air. I have two extra bedrooms but no extra bed, so she'll need to bring her own inflatable matress. I don't cook much but I'll see to it that she eats three square meals and gets all her medictions and shots. Think about it.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Sherri, I do have a passport. I would love to walk the Doodles, but no cooking :) I even have an inflatable mattress.

[Pat and Traveler]

Dear Abused:  Obviously a desperate situation.  You can send the culprits immediately and arrange a spa day for yourself.  Or leave the culprits and forward yourself (with camera equipment, of course.)  There is only ONE doodle here--life would be much easier until after calendar time. LOL

Hugs, Pat and Traveler

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Hayley, Don't fall for this. Pat will work you harder than me with those calendar pictures :)

[Donna K & Quincy]

Sorry Hayley, but I fear I may be looking for a new home myself soon, on the other hand if you would like to come here I can let DH off the hook. I have a fairly cooperative doodle, I could be your assistant and I promise I won't yell. BTW, I have a camera, I just need the skill and knowledge. We don't have a boat but we do have some great scenery and a whole street with nothing but pubs and bars on both sides.

 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

If anyone gets to your lovely area, it is going to be me :)

[BG and Gavin]

Sorry Hayley, I asked my DH and he said no.  He is afraid you mother would be a negative influence on me and I would start writing blogs and reveal too much about his personal life.  On the other hand, if you can get the keys to the boat we would love to have you!