One day Hannah & Honey Won't Forget...or me..lol

[HANNAH 8/2/07 & HONEY 7/2/08]

To start I have been taking care of my son's bearded dragon lizards since July. Hannah and Honey bark like crazy at them when they start runing around their fish tanks. The other day I decided maybe if they meet the lizards they will stop this crazy barking, so I let them in the living room and get them over by the fish tanks and Honey could of cared less, but Hannah stood there looking in the tanks and whine crying to them, it was funny. So now they are kinda friends and no barking at the lizards since. Now last night I noticed the one didn't look so good, how do you help a sick lizard on a Saturday night? You don't, so it goes and crawls in the corner of the tank and closes it's eyes. This morning we pronounce this lizard "D.T.A.D.N." I get my son on the phone...he tells me to pick him up and see if it's dead (not really wanting to pick this thing up, I do ..yep it's d.t.a.d.n.) put him in plastic and freeze him, Not going in my Freezer with my food...I hear " it's freezing in there, you can't spread germs in a freezer. Oh just throw the darn lizard in the trash"!! Now I am procrastinating about picking up this lizard all day. Finally I get the lizard in a plastic bag, and Hannah is doing her whine thing, I'm in tears cause it died and sat it on the floor, in the bag all wrapped up, took its tank out to clean it, and Hannah and Honey start barking like there is no tomorrow. I come back in, and no bag on the floor, where did it go. What did you dogs do with this dead lizard...OMG...I turn around and I have a plastic bag runing across my floor. Lizard probably screaming in the bag, "Let me out, I'm not dead, I just like to play dead"! Things around here back to normal, Lizard's in tanks, dogs barking and whining at them, Shadow bird yelling at the dogs "No Bark", and I now can laugh at this.

[Kim Storey]

This is so funny!!! This would make a good movie.

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Absolutely hysterical. I needed this laugh. Glad things are "back to normal". You couldn't even write a comedy like this.

[Tamara & Giada]

OMG!!! So glad you didn't put him in the freezer and all is well!

[HANNAH 8/2/07 & HONEY 7/2/08]

I couldnt even begin to think of this thing runing around my freezer, or it could of died in there.."Frozen Alive" has a new meaning, that would be a nightmare. Sad thing is ...Bearded Dragons I really like these lizards....they are easy to take care of, but never had one ever do this to me.

[Nancy Sunderland]

too funny! We had a calf one time that the vet had to put down (it's a long story about why some calves have to be "culled", please don't ask me to elaborate) Anyway, they gave this calf THREE "shots" of the ix-nay on the being alive and stuff, and well, she still didn't die! Upon hearing of this news, our well-to-do-from-out-of-state, neighbors (and friends), ask if they can keep the calf on their hobby farm, we say sure, yada yada yada, they name her "Joy". She had a good life that calf!

[Lorraine Bromley]

That would have been so freaky then hilarious ZIPLOCK LIZARD!!

[Lori]

I am SO glad for Doodlekisses so that I can know that I'm not the only person living a crazy life! That was too funny. So how DO you tell if they are dead?? Are you going to tell your son?

[HANNAH 8/2/07 & HONEY 7/2/08]

I called him back...this is now about 8 hours after I called him and told him it died....first thing out of his mouth was I told you it was sleeping...they do that...well Hells bells, I never seen a lizard sleep like that, or when you pick it up it does not move at all!!!! So next time I think it's dead I guess I will have to bag test the darn thing...or let the dogs chase it around...new invention for a toy..."Dogs fetch Lizard"....lol

[LuvMyAbby&Kaela]

LMAO!

[Nina, Phil, Harlow & Lacey]

This is so funny, I laughed until my sides hurt.

[Allyson, Peri & Taquito]

Ha! This is great. Reminds me of the time I buried my childhood "dead" hermit crab. He had only shed his skin...which is what I buried. Too much!