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As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.~ John Glenn*****When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.~ Desmond Tutu*****America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is realbut the moon landing was faked.~ David Letterman*****I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. God dammit, I'm a billionaire.~ Howard Hughes*****After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.~ Italian proverb*****Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.~ Betsy Salkind*****The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.~ Jean Kerr*****I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.~ Zsa Zsa Gabor*****You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.Jeff Foxworthy*****When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.~ Prince Philip*****A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.~ Emo Philips.*****Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.~ Harrison Ford*****The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.~ Spike Milligan*****Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.~ Robin Hall*****Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.~ Jean Rostand.*****Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.*****We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.~ WH Auden*****In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.Jonathan Katz*****If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.~ Johnny Carson*****I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.~ Warren Tantum ~*****Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.~ Steve Martin*****Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.~ Jimmy Durante*****America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.~ Doug Hamwell*****The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.~ George Roberts*****If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.~ Jonathan Winters*****I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.~ Robert Benchley
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Great collection! Love 'em all!
All very profound but I love the last one best, thanks F.
The 40 inches of snow we had is all gone. January has been mild, wet and dreary. Today we are getting a little snow to be followed by freezing rain and then rain. It's definitely going to be an inside day. I may be alone but I want the snow back.
Look for a package : ) We got about 7 inches yesterday but it is also very cold.
LOL, F, I could say the same except it still sitting on my dining room table. :>)
Huh? I was about to send you a carton of snow.
The 40 inches of snow is all gone??? And you want it back????
We have only had 37 inches here so far, but most of it is still on the ground, and more coming down each day, including right at this very moment. Windchills today: 10 below zero, an improvement over yesterday. Tomorrow, it's supposed to be 25 below, with an actual high temperature of 7 degrees.
I do prefer snow to freezing rain, though.
Actually, phooey on all of it. I prefer summer.
I know, I prefer summer too but if we have to have winter I want to enjoy it. We like to cross country ski and snowshoe. I don't like coming home from a walk with a wet dog that smells like rotting vegetation. :>)
LOL, love it!
Loved these F!
Loved all of these, F!!
I wanted to pick a favorite to tell you, but each one is perfect in its own way.
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