Stewpid is Back!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

About a year ago, we had a rabbit named Stewpid coming into our yard on a daily basis and reeking havoc on my life. 

http://www.doodlekisses.com/forum/topics/fudge-and-the-rabbit

Stewpid was causing me sleepless nights because my dogs sensed he was out there and they wanted to meet him personally.  I said some pretty mean things about Stewpid and even plotted his demise at one point.  He wasn’t the first rabbit that had come into our yard, but he was the most persistent.  One of his friends wasn’t so lucky one day when he met Fudge and let’s just say he left the yard via a shovel.  Even that, didn’t scare off little Stewpid or cause him to get so mad that he said to himself, “I am starting to sense that rabbits are not welcome here,” because he just kept coming back. 

Then one day, as suddenly as he appeared, Stewpid was gone and I assumed he met Mrs. Stewpid and left to travel the world.  From time to time, other DK members swore they saw him in their yard and over time and with more sleep, I began to hope he was happy living somewhere else.  Well, guess what?  The little guy is back and by himself, which means Mrs. Stewpid probably dumped him when he said he wanted to go back to boring PA.  I am sure she is probably whooping it up somewhere like Vegas with one of those handsome, magician’s rabbits, who spends his nights under the bright lights getting pulled out of a hat.  Fame and fortune is hard to resist even for a rabbit.

 

I know it is Stewpid by the way he sits in the yard in full view of our windows and turns his head from side to side when he hears the violent barking of two Doodles coming from inside the house.   He twitches his little nose and his ears perk up, but he never moves.  He is probably thinking, “There is that weird sound again.”  Yesterday, Fudge actually moved my furniture when she airlifted off the sofa to get a better look at Stewpid.  I hate to say it, but if it comes down to Stewpid or my sofa, it’s been nice knowing you, Stewpid.  If this keeps up much longer, I am anticipating needing a new foyer window as two large Doodles break it in an attempt to welcome Stewpid back to the neighborhood.

 

I really want to settle this amicably, but when you are working with a dimwitted rabbit it makes the going hard.  So, today, I am posting an eviction notice in our yard and I hope Stewpid can read or else I am going to have to resort to drawing a rabbit with a large red line going through his body and pray Stewpid makes the correlation. 

My only other option is to draw a tombstone with "R.I.P. Stewpid" on it, but I am really hoping it doesn’t come down to that.  Stewpid, take a chance.  Surely, there is another rabbit out there for you and we have a beautiful state park nearby where I am sure you could live happily ever after.

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Give Stewpid a mapquest to my house (I will private message you the address - oh wait you have it from the Christmas list)...Daisy loves to see the bunnies in her yard, she even stalks them from very very far away. If a bunny turns it's head in her direction Chicken Doodle runs like crazy the other way.

Stewpid or Stewpids offspring will be fine in my back yard.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Karen has first dibs, but you are next...LOL!!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

That's okay, Lisa can have him (or them). After all, I have The Hand, as well as my very own I Love Intercourse PA shirt, and my Fudge and Vern magnets; I must let someone else benefit from your generosity, Laurie!  

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Karen, You are too kind :) I am sure Lisa will be thrilled!

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Thrilled with bunnies, not with any of the other aforementioned items ; -)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Fudge has just been let out for the second time in the pouring down rain because she spotted Stewpid in the yard. If I had those bunnies taunting my dogs, all bets would be off....LOL!! I hope they all move to Karen or Lisa's house. They like them :)

[Denise & Hunter!!!]

I have determined that the "Stewpid" rabbit's in our yard are not really stupid at all.  We have an electric fence and the rabbit's seem to be very happy to graze in our yard and the nextdoor neighbors yard.  Hunter runs out, barks like a LOON, they hop on over to the neighbor's yard. They just look at her like "does that big stupid doodle think she scares us" and they go back to doing their rabbit things. 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Denise, It sounds like you and Andrea might have rabbits that are related :) LOL

[Pat and Traveler]

I used to have a great recipe for rabbit--it was cooked in a double-boiler with cream and white wine.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Did you cook it while Michael Douglas and Anne Archer were out of the house?  LOL

[Pat and Traveler]

Ha--I was thinking about that movie when I posted the comment! 

 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Andrea, I can't even eat chicken if I see it raw :) I would have never survived years ago when you had to pluck the feathers, skin the animal, and all that other stuff. LOL