The Santa Hat Game - By Darwin

[Camilla and Darwin]

As the holidays get closer, I always get pumped up for one of my favorite games. The Santa hat game! My mom and dad introduced me to this game the first Christmas I ever had, and I love it, it's really fun. 

 

Here is how it works: My mom and dad try to get a Santa hat perfectly posed on my head, with me facing forward, looking at the camera. I try to avoid this at all possible costs.

 

Because of my incredible skills, they always form a team to make things more fair for them. My mom sits ready at the camera while my dad forces the hat onto my head. My mom also has cheese, attempting to distract me (I'm not going to lie, it does work) while she takes the photo. I then have to wait until my dad moves his hand, then whip my head around as quickly as possible, preventing them from snapping the winning picture. 

 

It is great fun! Don't tell them I said this, but they are both kind of poor sports. I'm not mad when they win... but they are always mad when I do. Human shortcoming I guess. The first time they tried this I was beaten pretty quickly, I just didn't have the experience I do now. Because I know how disappointing it is to be beaten right out of the gate, I've decided to share tips with you fellow doods who may play this game.

 

Since that first game I've had a lot of chances to improve. We do practices every month or so, with bandanas, Halloween costumes, flower headbands, etc. I usually fly through these challenges with flying colors but the real challenge is the actual Santa hat event. This year my mom had a new camera, which she told me was much faster than her old one. I was worried but I accepted the challenge. 

 

My greatest disadvantage was the fact that she could shoot so many photos, so close together. I had a few strategies to combat this.

 

First off, immediately tilt your head downwards. It will at least cover your eyes, if not remove the hat completely.

 

If that isn't working, make an nasty face or stick out your tongue. It will buy you time. I was lucky this time, my ugly faces flustered my mom into putting her camera on the wrong settings.

Make your face look normal, but make sure the hat is covering half of it. This is a wonderful mind game that distracts them with their own anger.

 

At this point it goes one of two ways. First, your humans laugh and congratulate you, giving you the cheese or whatever treat was distracting you. Second, they get really mad, throw a fit, and you have to pose nicely and LET them win. To end the pitiful whining.

 

But you don't have to be happy about it. 

 

So, have you played this game with your humans? Who usually wins? Do you have any tips? Share photos here! - Darwin

[Bonnie and Kona]

I like every one of these photos. Monty is very photogenic! ;o)

[Katie, John & Parker pup]

so cute!

[Camilla and Darwin]

I love these!

[Katie, John & Parker pup]

He has an "I'm gonna get you for this mommy!" look on his face! Wait till we take him in to see the tree in the city on Sunday morning! We are ALL wearing Santa hats and Parker and daddy will like it because I say so!

[Bonnie and Kona]

Oh Parker! You are adorable!!!! I can't stand how cute you are in that hat. Don't be mad at Mommy. You've gotta look in the mirror.

[Katie, John & Parker pup]

Talk about the Santa Hat Game! Woke up at 4am, dragged our butts and his to the city to see the tree when it gets lit at 5:30am when there aren't any crowds! And this rude doodle was too distracted by the big city and wouldn't look at the camera! The last photo here is the ONLY photo we took where he LOOKED! Little stinker!

[F, Calla & Luca]

But the last photo is lovely : )

[Nancie & Gracie Doodle]

And...that last one is the best photo!!!! 

[Camilla and Darwin]

Today a combination of multiple players on the other team, delicious treats, and the holiday confusion got to me. I'm not proud. - Darwin

[F, Calla & Luca]

Oh dear, don't fret it would get to me too.

[BG and Gavin]

You were clearly set up Darwin.  Don't sweat it, you look perfectly respectable and totally adorable!

[Jarka, Monty & Auggie]

You are adorable, Dawin, even with that sour look on your face. Don't worry, the holidays will be over soon and you will have another year to perfect your game. :-)