Wanted: Escaped Dingleberry

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

The inevitable has finally happened.  Murph is very prone to dingleberries.  Many times when DH brings Murph back in after a "poop" there's a slightly stuck, hanging dingleberry adorning his butt.  I'm usually quick about detecting them and getting them taken care of before he can wander through the house.  Yesterday I noticed it and went upstairs to get the Baby Wipes.  When I got back downstairs, it was GONE!  That's when the frantic search began.  It had to be in the house....somewhere.  But where?  I've searched and searched....it's nowhere to be found.  Perhaps Guinness decided to take care of it FOR MURPH?  OMD, let's hope not, cause that's too gross to think about.  Did Murph clean it off himself....no way, it's Murph.  It's here, somewhere in the house, and it's freaking me out.  I'm still searching and obsessed. 

So the frantic search continues.  How many others have dealt with the runaway dingleberry....how did you find it and where?  HELP!

[Adina P]

Oh NO!  I hope the dingleberry search team has been notified!  The ramifications are too scary to think about without their decontamination crew armed and ready!

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

Jane, you are so incredibly funny!!  Thanks for the laugh!!

[Jennifer and Jack]

This requires an immediate ceiling to floor home cleaning... All furniture and rugs must be washed... We all know how deadly a dingle berry can be....This is the funniest thing ever, I can say that because it isn't me or my house, it it was, I would be dong a total home clean over.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

At my house, I would know exactly where it was. On my bed, where else? Probably on the pillow.

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Ewwww....thank goodness he never got upstairs before the dingleberry went missing.

[Donna K & Quincy]

Jane, the only explanation I can come up with is that it is gone to one to these two places.

[Jodi and Stella]

Hilarious Donna!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

HA HA HA....so funny.  How do you even DO this?

[Camilla and Darwin]

EW EW EW!  I hope you find the dingleberry. Or maybe I hope you don't... either way it's gross. LOL.

[Tina, Clover, Plus 5 More]

ROFLAO - Jane I've located the missing dingleberry.  How it got here I have no idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pGKQKqAtdo

[Tina, Clover, Plus 5 More]

Okay maybe you shouldn't watch that.  I'm having one of those days.

 

1. If there's no small kids in the house you don't have to worry about that option.

2. Check Murphs favorite place to sit or yours

3. Turn the lights off and walk barefoot.

4. If all else fails invite company over.

 

 

[Sue, Lola, Pongo & Hubby]

HAHAHA!!!!!!!