What Do Fudge and Vern Need to Do To Make the Slideshow??

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Fudge and Vern are upset that week after week goes by and they can't get their pictures in the slideshow. I tried to explain to them that maybe I am not tagging our photos correctly, but they don't care.  Vern realizes that he is not always the cleanest Doodle around, but keeps hoping that one of these days, the pictures will be of Dirty Dogs. Fudge understands why messy Vern never gets chosen, but she tries to stay clean, and even if she is not, she is chocolate, so no one can tell, but still she gets overlooked week after week. What is a Doodle to do?

Should Fudge flash a little more leg?

Does Vern need to unbutton another button and show a little more chest hair?

Does Vern need to clean up his act?

Comb his hair more?

Does Fudge need to stop monkeying around?

Stop being such a sour grape?

Do both of them drink too much and set a bad example?

Hang around with the wrong crowd?

Or could it be because they can both be a little Cheesy?

Vern is so upset he went to bed early the other night with a terrible headache!

Fudge is working through her pain, too!

Fudge and Vern just want you to know, they will no longer Roll Over and Play Dead regarding this Travesty!!

They are willing to start paying someone off to get in that slideshow and will no longer look the other way!

We are open to any and all suggestions!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thanks, Gail. I am glad I could make you laugh :)

[Pat and Traveler]

Still laughing, Laurie!  One of my favorite Fudge pics is the one with leggings.  I was trying to tell my daughter about it a while back, but somehow an explanation just doesn't describe how hilarious this picture really is.  Now I'll drag her to the computer to look!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I bet your daughter will be thrilled. I posted the original discussion above, so she can take a look at Vern, too :) Thanks, Pat!

[Pat and Traveler]

Daughter loved the photos--she already said Vern was her favorite on the calendars, so now she got to admire giggle at Fudge!  She thinks I'm nuts, though, as I'm always telling her stories from DK.  The deer head was a great topic around here for a while, and I also made her look at Chester with his security bear.  Thanks for posting the original discussion.  :)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Pat, My daughters think I am nuts too, whenever I start talking about DK. Isn't that why we have Doodles? They don't judge us..LOL!! I like your daughter :)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Roberta, That doll is actually blow-up Brad and sadly, he does not look like the man on the box it came in. We actually bought it for a joke for a friend and can you believe it....she did not want him :) Fudge and Vern won by default.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

I am so grateful now that I got The Hand instead of Brad.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

He is still at my house. I wrapped him up for my mom at Christmas, but she didn't want him either :)

[Pattty Oehrlein]

 Wow- these guys can be their own slideshow- just precious!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thanks, Patty!!

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Oh, Fudge and Vern, I feel your pain.  I used to have my photo up in lights every week and I loved the attention, but now...... nothing.  I fear that my mom has forgotten everything I ever taught her about adoring me.  She hasn't even taken any pictures of me since summer! 

Ned

P.S.  Fudgie, I would love to see your pictures in a slide show.

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Guys, tell your mom ya' gotta walk the walk if she's gonna make you talk the talk!  Demand that your mom to make you a slide show.  She is very cool, she can do it.

Clancy

P.S.  Vern, I love the dirt. Never ever clean up your act - you just gotta' be free!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thank you, Ned and Clancy!!

Ned, You tell your mom you are too handsome for her not to take pictures. Talk about a travesty. What is wrong with our moms? Have her make you a pair of gators and we can exchange photos. Love, Fudge

Clancy, My mom is not very smart when it comes to making slideshows. We need to get her a trainer. Let's start a Dirty Doodles club! Love, Vern