What is the funniest thing you have ever said to your dog? #outofthemouthofadoodlemom!

[Jennifer and Jack]

I can't be the only one that if I  was video tapped would come up insane... I know I can't be... The things that I have caught myself saying to Jack after I have thought about it crack me up..

For instance.

Last night I could not sleep so we went for a ride... I ended up at Sonic fast food place and got a burger and slushy.... Jack was begging for a piece.. I looked him dead in the face and said " no baby this is poison, it has all kinds of chemical in it, you can't have this. You are only allowed healthy treats" as I went on and ate my burger. (what's wrong with me for eating this)

I also  have been adding a little more protein to Jack's diet.. so his poop hasn't been the best... He pooped a perfect poop... I was talking on the phone as I was walking him and out of my mouth came " Good poop Jack that was perfect, Mommy is so happy" The person I was talking to is not a dog person and didn't understand... which made it more funny.

This wasn't exactly to my dog but I to this day have not lived this down.... Jack was a new puppy at daycare.... At the time they were strict with pick up times, if you were too late, the puppy got put up for the night and you couldn't get him.... I was in a very serious case at work, lots of doctors around and well the case was going on and on and on and I needed to leave but of course you can't leave..duhhhh.... So I used the phone and called out to my boss.... I asked her to please get me relief because I had to get Jack from daycare.  My boss came in the room and asked me, did you just ask for relief so you can get your dog from daycare????   Yes as a matter of fact I did......Hey all the other parents do it...  I did get the relief but I was teased forever.

So what are some of the funniest things you have ever said to your dog?? I know I have more I just can't think of them.

[Lori, Daphne, Lucy & Pippa]

Haha, I thought the same thing until I re-read it.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

What a great idea. I wished I had done any of that stuff :) All I have is a frame for their kindergarten to Senior year pictures and I stopped doing it at about 4th grade. LOL

[Jennifer and Jack]

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LOL

[Jennifer and Jack]

One other thing I say to Jack on a regular basis is as other dogs are walking by our home, Jack always barks at them. I say to him and actually mean it " Don't worry honey, you know mommy always takes you out the latest at night so I will let you pee all over any spots they peed... You are still the king of the hood"

[Amy, Cubbie & Ollie]

lol..tough little Jack "king of the hood"

[Willow and J]

When Willow was a baby and she wasn't so much trained yet, I was overwhelmed with the stress of being a puppy mom. One morning, as I woke up beside her crate in the kitchen (I spent first 3 weeks sleeping on the kitchen floor next to her), I started singing a "bad baby" song to her in a very soft voice, rubbing her belly - how mommy's stressed and Baby Willow is not growing up fast enough, list of things that makes mommy so upset, but how Baby Willow is so cute still. I couldn't go on for half a minute. It was very funny. It was a great stress relief being able to vent on my part, and Baby Willow was content being told how naughty she was as long as mommy was singing it to her. :)

[Jennifer and Jack]

LOL  so funny..

[Lori, Daphne, Lucy & Pippa]

I LOVE this..."baby this is poison"... So funny!!!

[Jennifer and Jack]

as I took a bite of it.. something so wrong ... my new motto for eating should be, If I won't let Jack have it, then I shouldn't eat it either... 

[Willow and J]

Good thought!

We also tell Willow that we don't give her this butter & sugar mix (a.k.a. cake) because we love her too much.

[Elizabeth, Bailey & Bruin]

I giggled at this too!!

 

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

I love this, Jennifer!  I don't have anything all that funny, but I do say good morning to G&M as soon as I wake up....they know that means they can get up and start their day....always happy "tail wagging" boys.