YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Just when I thought things with my Doods couldn't get any more bizarre...they just did.  I've been debating about even posting this, because I'm thinking everyone will decide I've gone off the deep end.  This is like nothing I've ever even heard of before....I'm just wondering if this is anything that you have experienced.  So, here's what happened.  I've been reluctant to let Murph out of my sight since our "incident" yesterday, but for about 10 minutes while I was making dinner I left the boys upstairs.  I thought they were both sleeping...they were when I left.  It was still quiet upstairs, but I went up to check on Murph and see what he was doing.  When I got to the top of the stairs I could hear that they were in my room (not the den where I left them), so I walked in and flipped on a light.  I couldn't even believe what I saw.  There was Guinness laying on his back with Murph standing over him.  Guinness's "red rocket" was about three inches long.  I totally swear I'm not exaggerating.   He's a little 20 pound mini Doodle.  I freaked out.  He tried to stand up, but he couldn't.  I ran over to him in a panic.  He then did get up but for just a second.  He lied back down, and started to lick himself...and I let him because I had no idea what to do.  In a couple of minutes it was back "inside".  I know this is graphic and totally disgusting, but I am freaked out.  How could this even happen?  Is this something that could be dangerous?  I don't know whether to talk to the Vet or not.  I'm thinking I can never leave them alone again.  I just wonder if this was something that Murph did...or were they humping and this happened.  I don't think so because I would have heard them.  I can't find anything online about it, but then again I'm not sure what to even google.  I swear this the absolute truth.  Once I saw that he was okay I ran for the camera and took a shot but the room was too dark and the three inches had "dwindled" anyway.  What is going on here?

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Linda, I just can't get a feel for it from this. I think we need a video.

[BG and Gavin]

Maybe you should just google it Karen and see what "comes up."  LOL

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Okay, nevermind, I just saw Sherri's link below. Jane, no danger you've been listening to that!

[Lorraine Bromley]

Bow Chicka BOW WOW!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Me either....I could be listening to porn music and not even know it.  I'm going to Google it and see....

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Yup, there's several out there on YouTube...who knew?

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fYfdlKIon4

[F, Calla & Luca]

I have no idea what's going on but it sounds like nothing to worry about to me. Guinness got excited for some reason, these things happen, life goes on. No one was hurt and it's not Penn State. Don't kids play doctor? : )

[Sharon & Monty]

Jane, remember this......they are dogs.  not people, forget about it, erase it from your mind.  its all good. :)

[Leigh & Allie]

Sounds like "safe sex" to me...........sorry too funny.

 

[Bonnie and Kona]

I do not know what to say about this except I cannot stop laughing! You better be very careful what you google in regard to this situation or you will find yourself where you do not want to be on the internet, I fear!!! Oh Jane! First naughty Murphy yesterday and now Guinness, WHAT??? hahahahah

[Deanna & Desi & Cori]

Poor Jane - you post a discussion about something that clearly had you concerned - these are your babies after all.  And what do you get?  "LMAO", "this is too funny", "laughing hysterically","ROFL", etc.  Boy, with friends like that, who needs enemies!  Personally I don't think you need to worry - unless the boys ask for plane tickets to San Francisco!!  Ha Ha!!!  [Disclaimer: To those of you who may be "tongue in cheek" impaired, I'm joking!!!]