My Mom is so ungrateful

[Eva (Lilo and Rocky)]

My Mom is so ungrateful. Today, I brought her a special present, and she showed no appreciation whatsoever. Instead, she started shouting for one of the other humans to come take the present away. I don't get it. It was still fresh, and only missing a small part of the head. I wanted to make sure it was a good quality mouse, so of course I had to taste it before giving it to my Mom. Don't want her to get sick or anything. OK, maybe I ate a little more than necessary, but it sure was tasty. And now it's in the yard waste container outside. I tried to knock the can over by tugging on the handle, but my Dad has done something to it after I removed all the rotten yard clippings last week, and rolled in them for a long time, so now it's stuck in the upright position. I hate that, because everything inside smells so good. I don't understand the humans, I'm just trying to have a little fun and occasionally show them my appreciation. I'll be going into my dog house now. Maybe there's a big spider inside today that I can play with. Talk to you later! Lilo.

[Tamara & Giada]

LOL!! Yes, my Mom doesn't get it eaither. they said I would be a hunting dog someday, but I keep waiting. One day I found the best opprotunity to show her how ready I am.............I ran so fast and jumped so high, and I DID IT!!! I actually caught one of those things in the air. Then what do you know, my Mom just starts running after me and yelling!!! Something about a bavy Robin, and that's not what I'm suposed to hunt............there is just NO pleasing them:(

[Adina P]

Rosco & Thule here to let you know we totally understand! We've never brought our Mom presents, but instead try to impress her. Since she's a dietitian we've been trying to impress her daily by munching on the salad that Dad makes when he mows the lawn. He puts it into a HUUUGE plastic salad holder behind the shed. So we try to show off how much we like being healthy by eating all we can. All mom does is shout at us too and then she scrubs our beards with paper towels. What do I have to eat to impress her? Tofu? Sheesh...