Who needs fixing?

[Eva (Lilo and Rocky)]

We met this strange person at the park today. He was carrying a folded up umbrella which he held out from his body like a sword. Mom steered us in a big circle around him, but he called her over, so she had to go talk to him. I didn’t like him at all. I thought he might hit us with that umbrella, so I hid behind my Mom, while Lilo growled a bit. The guy told my Mom that he carried the umbrella in case a dog would attack him. Who would be stupid enough to do that? Mom told him we were not aggressive. The guy then asked my Mom if I jumped on Lilo? I don’t think she understood the question, because she said yes, we play together all the time, which I suppose is true if you consider chasing each other play. The guy then said, no, I mean does he jump on Lilo to make babies? I had no idea what he meant, of course, but since my Mom put up this really strange face, I figured the guy was a nutcase, so I started barking and pulling on the leash to get away. I noticed that Lilo was showing her teeth now. Mom then told the man, no, they’re both fixed. I must say I was a bit offended to hear this, because I don’t feel like I’ve ever needed to be fixed, I’m perfect the way I am (and whoever "fixed" my sister didn't do a very good job, because she's still pretty crazy). The man then seemed to then get angry with my Mom and started yelling at her that she was robbing me of my “right to mate”, and that it was “completely unnatural” to get a dog fixed. He was waving the umbrella around, so Mom quickly gathered up Lilo and me, and we left. I tried to pee on the man’s shoes, but Mom pulled me too hard, so unfortunately I missed. Judging from the color of my Mom’s face, I think that guy needed to be fixed, not me. Some people are just really crazy! Love, Rocky.

[DANYELL]

sounds like someone forgot to take their meds.

[Eva (Lilo and Rocky)]

The guy was really creepy... I probably should have reported him! Eva

[Leslie and Halas]

Sounds like Lilo and Rocky figured this guy out right away. So he carries an umbrella to protect himself from dogs, and then calls someone and their dogs over to him? That makes a lot of sense.