A HA HA Moment

[Suzann, Rosey & Bandit]

This one's for you Laurie!!

 

Marriage or Relationship 
With a Significant Other ...

    
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's

then adopt a dog. 


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want  ...

 

then adopt a dog. 

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

 

..then adopt a dog. 

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

 

..then adopt a dog ! 

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..

 

..then adopt a dog. 

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness .....

   
 
 
 

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.
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..then adopt a cat! 

You thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you!

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

My friends ex use to say "I wish you'd treat me like a dog". True!

[Kathy Spyker]

This was my smile for the day!;-)

[Kyoko]

Funny.... But that is what unconditional love is, right? I would like to marry a man who is just like a DOG!!

[Anna and Achilles]

Good one!

[Camilla and Darwin]

Thanks for the laugh, I love this...

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Suzann, Thanks for thinking of me. I thought you were going to say husband too. This made me laugh and how true :) Laurie

[F, Calla & Luca]

Aren't dogs the best!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Very cute....and I certainly did think you were going to say marry a man!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Good one! :)

[Adrianne Matzkin]

thank you for the chuckle!!!