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Gotta Love Andy Rooney!!!
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks
about women over 50
As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a
few reasons why:
A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and
ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's
usually more interesting.
Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they
think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
a woman over 50.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage.Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage!
about women over 50
As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a
few reasons why:
A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and
ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's
usually more interesting.
Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they
think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to
a woman over 50.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest.. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage.Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage!
Comment
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Comment by GBK on August 19, 2009 at 1:54pm
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Love it, thanks for the smile!
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Comment by Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie on August 18, 2009 at 9:21pm
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The last paragraph is priceless! For all of you youngsters out there, there are some great benefits to being over 50! And now you have it. What happens when you are 51, Adina, is that your psychic abilities can send Clark a message that he is being a jerk - you don't even have to say anything. He will just know - then you might get flowers!
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Comment by Leslie and Halas on August 18, 2009 at 7:27pm
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That was great!
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Comment by Janie on August 18, 2009 at 5:10pm
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Thanks for the read.
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Comment by Adrianne Matzkin on August 18, 2009 at 2:56pm
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Adina,
Rosco should be insulted!! He is too gorgeous to ever be compared to Andy Rooney! But I have to admit his expressions do look like ARs.
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Comment by Kevin Poole, Penny & Ozzy on August 18, 2009 at 10:50am
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Oh yeah, and who the hell is Andy Rooney?
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I love women over 50, they are usually so much more content with themselves and their life, much more interesting to talk to, and far less hassle for a man fast approaching 60.
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Heh hee!
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Comment by Linda,Yankee & Finn on August 18, 2009 at 10:01am
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Yeah, Rosco does have a resemblance to Andy. What a smart man and right on the money. It's nice to know that someone appreciates us older gals.
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Comment by Adina P on August 18, 2009 at 8:11am
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I've been told that Rosco, as a pup, resembled Andy Rooney. What do you think?
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