Labradoodle & Goldendoodle Forum
Grooming Session
Okay, dude, up on the table wit'cha. No, not the coffee table! Pfft, nutjob. The grooming table, yo. Ahem. 'Scuse me, but I'm pretty sure I didn't say "stop to chew on the kitty." Up here. Here. Up. Here.
Atta guy. Yeah, stretch out and have a snooze while I work on your back end. Oops, sorry, bit sensitive there ... I know. Won't happen again. Ye gods dude, starting to look rather retrieverish back here, aren't ya? Relax, just shaving your belly, promise I won't take anything important off. Oh my, aren't those getting big? Dude, relax! Not planning an impromptu neutering, I swear, just cleaning everything up.
Oof, your hips are starting to mat. Sorry fella, you're dropping puppy fuzz like crazy. Let me just shave your little toesums while I'm back here. Awwww, you have such cute little poodle feet! Must kissums little poodle feets!
Yeah, sorry, go back to sleep, mom just lost control for a moment.
Pssst ... dude ... you're snoring.
Okay, there's your back feet and one side done. Let's do your front fee ... oi! Get back here! Now look sunshine, I know you're ticklish but I swear I'm not gonna cut your toes off! Gimme that foot back! My foot! Geez, princess! You'd think I was trying to amputate here. There, see? There's your front feet all clean and cute. That wasn't so bad, was it? Here, I'll kiss 'em better for you. Awwww, sweet pretty toesie woesies! I'll kiss your left foot! And your right foot! And your le ... okay, I'll stop if you'll wipe that look of sheer horror off your face. Deal? Deal.
Okay, back to the brushins. You can go back to sleep now.
Mind waking up long enough to roll over so I can brush your other side? Thanks.
There, all done. And aren't you just the handsomest fella in the whole world! I must kiss your nose! Must! Kiss! Nose! Oh geez, okay. Look, you lick cat bottoms. You can't tell me getting a kiss from your ol' mom is THAT disgusting.
Fine, here's your cookie. Ungrateful pup.
Sorry, sorry, couldn't resist kissing your nose one last time. Yeah, you can go play now.
Atta guy. Yeah, stretch out and have a snooze while I work on your back end. Oops, sorry, bit sensitive there ... I know. Won't happen again. Ye gods dude, starting to look rather retrieverish back here, aren't ya? Relax, just shaving your belly, promise I won't take anything important off. Oh my, aren't those getting big? Dude, relax! Not planning an impromptu neutering, I swear, just cleaning everything up.
Oof, your hips are starting to mat. Sorry fella, you're dropping puppy fuzz like crazy. Let me just shave your little toesums while I'm back here. Awwww, you have such cute little poodle feet! Must kissums little poodle feets!
Yeah, sorry, go back to sleep, mom just lost control for a moment.
Pssst ... dude ... you're snoring.
Okay, there's your back feet and one side done. Let's do your front fee ... oi! Get back here! Now look sunshine, I know you're ticklish but I swear I'm not gonna cut your toes off! Gimme that foot back! My foot! Geez, princess! You'd think I was trying to amputate here. There, see? There's your front feet all clean and cute. That wasn't so bad, was it? Here, I'll kiss 'em better for you. Awwww, sweet pretty toesie woesies! I'll kiss your left foot! And your right foot! And your le ... okay, I'll stop if you'll wipe that look of sheer horror off your face. Deal? Deal.
Okay, back to the brushins. You can go back to sleep now.
Mind waking up long enough to roll over so I can brush your other side? Thanks.
There, all done. And aren't you just the handsomest fella in the whole world! I must kiss your nose! Must! Kiss! Nose! Oh geez, okay. Look, you lick cat bottoms. You can't tell me getting a kiss from your ol' mom is THAT disgusting.
Fine, here's your cookie. Ungrateful pup.
Sorry, sorry, couldn't resist kissing your nose one last time. Yeah, you can go play now.
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Comment by Jen, Lachlan, and Declan on September 20, 2011 at 2:54pm
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@Deanna & BruceGirl, I thought you'd all be heartily sick of all my "Lachlan was just groomed" photos! LOL
I'll snap some more this weekend while he's on the table ... see if I can catch him upside down and snoring. *grin*
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Comment by Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty on September 20, 2011 at 10:21am
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adorable blog. :o)
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Comment by Rose Ann and Amante on September 20, 2011 at 10:04am
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LOL
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Comment by BG and Gavin on September 20, 2011 at 7:17am
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Picture please!
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Comment by Deanna & Desi & Cori on September 19, 2011 at 7:50am
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Hey Jen - where's the "after" picture???
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Comment by Jennifer,Chloe & Myla on September 18, 2011 at 7:02pm
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Wow that was cute and descriptive!
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Comment by Tessa, Ellie and Wheezy on September 17, 2011 at 9:04pm
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LOL.....I pictured the whole thing!! Wish I had the time and paitence to do the girls....sigh....someday if I ever get to retire!!
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Comment by Bonnie and Kona on September 17, 2011 at 6:08pm
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cute. ;o)
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Comment by Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie on September 17, 2011 at 5:56pm
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This is so cute! I sure wish it was the case at my house.
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Comment by Kimmy & Chewie on September 17, 2011 at 5:43pm
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LOL. I can imagine exactly what's happening :)
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