MOM & DAD WENT TO DISNEY WORLD...

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

AND ALL I GOT IS

FREAKIN' GOOFY!

Seriously??

I don't mean to be ungrateful, but geez...you would think I'd deserve a little bit more, wouldn't you?  They are trying to tell me and Courtney that they HAD to go to Disney World for 3 days because of some kind of training that Chevrolet made Dad go to. Do they really think we're that stupid? I mean, since when did Mr. Walt know anything about selling cars? And anyway, isn't Disney World for KIDS? Why in the world would they leave us behind when we're the only kids they still have?  Courtney and I just don't get it!!

If Mom and Dad were just going to get me ONE 'lil souvenir, why couldn't it have been Mickey Mouse?  I'm a bit offended that they chose to get me freakin' GOOFY :(

Do you think there's something they're trying to tell me... 

[Anna and Achilles]

Go at him hard Knox!

[Janie, Jackson and Jilly]

Oh Knox, you look soo sad! At least it's not a princess crown!!!

[Rachel and Ollie]

Knox, I sit here shaking my head...Ollie agrees with all the other doodles, he says "you must rip it to shreds, it's the only way moms learn." 

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

Knox is lovin' all of this support!! Thanks, everyone, but I think he failed to tell you that Courtney didn't get anything...

[Lori, Rooney & Zuzu]

I would be super jealous too, Knox.  I don't blame you one little bit.  Totally not fair.

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Knox, just tear that Mr. Goofy to shreds - show your mom and dad that you are not just some goofy silly no nothing dood! Ned and Clancy

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Poor Knox! Did you rip Goofy up yet? They must really think you are gullable!

[Carol and Banjo]

Awwww Knox....you look so deflated.    p.s. Banjo wants to know if he can have Goofy.....he'd just love to tear him to bits!

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

WOW!  It seems to be the consensus that I should just MUTILATE Goofy!! That will SHOW my parents that I'm a force to be reckoned with, won't it?? 

Hmmm...can't find that dang Goofy now!!  I wonder if one of you told my mom...

[Sharon & Monty]

OMD, Knox looks so pitiful!  How could you leave him alone? Knox, I say rip that stupid Goofy up!