MOM & DAD WENT TO DISNEY WORLD...

[Doris, Knox & Flash]

AND ALL I GOT IS

FREAKIN' GOOFY!

Seriously??

I don't mean to be ungrateful, but geez...you would think I'd deserve a little bit more, wouldn't you?  They are trying to tell me and Courtney that they HAD to go to Disney World for 3 days because of some kind of training that Chevrolet made Dad go to. Do they really think we're that stupid? I mean, since when did Mr. Walt know anything about selling cars? And anyway, isn't Disney World for KIDS? Why in the world would they leave us behind when we're the only kids they still have?  Courtney and I just don't get it!!

If Mom and Dad were just going to get me ONE 'lil souvenir, why couldn't it have been Mickey Mouse?  I'm a bit offended that they chose to get me freakin' GOOFY :(

Do you think there's something they're trying to tell me... 

[Jane, Rooney & Stuart]

Oh Knox you are such a funny doodle bug!  I admit Goofy wouldn't be my first choice either but at least you don't have to wear a stupid tee-shirt!  LOL  Stuart would have this thing torn up in less than 5 minutes.