Murph Gave Me A BLACK EYE!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

I've never had a black eye before....I do now.  Last night Murph started feeling better and got the zoomies.  Guinness just wasn't in the mood for that, so he hid under our bed.  Murph was jumping on and off the bed while racing around the upstairs like a lunatic.  I bent down because I wanted to coax Guinness out, and just as I did this Murph hurled himself off the bed and his head hit mine.  I went literally flying across the room, glasses off and bent, and landed in a heap.  That's when my face started swelling up.  I yelled for DH (crying like a baby because it hurt BAD).  Murph was just fine though....didn't hurt his head at all.  So now the eye is swollen and black.  It looks like I've done nine rounds.  I'm mortified to go out....everyone will surely think "domestic dispute".  Murphy, Murphy, Murphy, what am I going to do with you!  He did understand that something was really wrong with his Mom though because he was very "attentive" after the "incident".

[Joyce & Wilson]

So sorry to hear about your "collision".  Wilson and I had one of those this spring..blacken my left eye.  It last a long time..sorry...I finally evened it out with a "smokey"eye shadow on the right eye!! LOL

[Donna K & Quincy]

Ouch,ouch, ouch. We need pics.