Pootrievers for sale! Pootrievers for sale!

[Adina P]

Forget Labradoodles and Goldendoodles, I'm creating a new hybrid. Way better than what's out there now. Will solve a lot of problems GD & LD owners currently run into and give poodle lovers an alternative! Get ready for...

The Pearson Pootriever !

Why Are Pearson Pootrievers The Ultimate Poodle Hybrid?

It's our recipe! Until now, doodle breeders have been silly by adding the standard poodle to labrador retrievers and golden retrievers. But to make the Pearson Pootriever, we add the retriever to the poodle! It's genius really.

Benefits of a Pearson Pootriever

• Have you grown up with standard poodles but now want a dog with a lower maintenance coat? Get a Pootriever! By breeding a poodle with a retriever it normalizes that high maintenance froofy poodle coat. Instead of a coat that grows forever that requires constant brushing, trimming and fluffing, you'll get a dog whose coat falls out after a certain length! Instead of spending HOURS grooming, all you have to do is brush the Pootriever now and then and use a roller brush on your clothes. And you vacuum anyway, right? I've raised two pootrievers so far. NONE of their coats grew forever. NONE of them matted. Grooming is a breeze!
• Tired of being outsmarted by Standard Poodles? The Standard Poodle is the second smartest dog out there. Smart is not necessarily easier to train. When a dog is constantly out-thinking the training process, getting him/her to obey you takes much much longer. A wise man once said "The best dog is a dumb golden retriever." So we've spent 3 hours developing tests to weed out just the right retrievers for this mix. By adding the retriever to the mix...it takes the intelligence down just a few notches to super trainable.
• Less Foo-Foo, more Dog! Poodles, as we all know, are divas. They are girly dogs with poofy hair and not really fitting for a guy. And what man wants to say "I have a labradoodle!" ?? By adding the retriever to the poodle it helps make the hybrid far more doggy than a poodle, keeps the aristocratic element of the poodle ... AND... adds in the genes of a retriever! What could be more perfect? The Pootriever will not only be able to prance around and look GREAT...but it can also DO stuff! You and your husband will both want several! And if you're a single guy...nothing is more of a chick magnet than a Pootriever pup =)

  

(the guy pictured in this photo is NOT available)

Attention Wannabe Breeders: Because the name doesn't specify what type of retriever to use. Feel free to get creative! Labradors, Goldens, Flat Coated or Duck Tolling Retrievers all fine! (only ones not permitted are curly coated retrievers). However before you start you must register with me as I am the creator of The Pearson Poutriever and unauthorized breedings will result in a hefty fine.

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[F, Calla & Luca]

Do I detect a note of envy here? Don't worry, she'll probably share.

[F, Calla & Luca]

She is founding a breed not advertising a litter. She is so smart she's registering the breeders without getting her hands dirty. Fabulous entrepreneurial skills! Promote this woman!

[ClarkP]

I thought there were rules about promoting your litters and stuff here on DK... ban this chick.

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

You can probably add "iron stomachs" to the selling points. Pootrievers can eat ANYTHING! No "Poo" problems at all. Let's not forget the clothing allowance savings. No need for "winter gear" (winter coats, rain coats, boots, etc). Okay, put me on that Pearson Pootriever waiting list. Wait a minute....if this breed catches on what will we post about! Doodle Kisses could be extinct. No Food group, no Grooming Group and so many more. Forget it...I changed my mind.

[Lucy & AnnaBelle's Mom]

I thought we were going to hear that Adina had finally taught Rosco to pick up his own Poo (Poo + retriever).

[Sue, Murphy and Bella ()*o*()]

Clark, you look like one HAPPY WHIPPED guy tho.

[Sam]

Adina this is great. We had an article in our Sydney paper on Sunday about one of our politicians which I have posted - maybe he would prefer a Pootriever....lol....
My great scanning skills missed the end of the article but basically his mum sent him a letter pretending to be the Maltese Breeders Society.......

[Jeannine]

Are they as "expensive" as the designer/ordinary kind of doodles??????

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Your loss, Clark! It may be long, but it's pretty funny...especially the part where Adina compares you to a Pootriever stud dog.

[ClarkP]

(... and although I only looked at the pictures, that picture of the girly dog in the girly car with the girly man... too much. NOT believable that some guy would be so whipped.)