The Purina Diet

[Sandie & Matilda]

I have a large dog, and was buying a large bag of Purina
at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

Duh?

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd
ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
everywhere and IVs in both arms.



Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?
I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he staggered to the door laughing.

Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love deeply, Laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

[PB]

Thanks for the smile. What brand of Purina? Did you really lose 50 lbs (ha ha)?

[Lynne Fowler-Oodles of Doodles]

The Purina Diet probably would have killed you if you weren't in the street getting hit by a car. Yuck! Homecook for that Tildy, girl. Purina? Check out the Food Group (on either site)!