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Why dogs are sometimes better than spouses
Both Robert and I (Sandie) love to laugh. We hope you have a smile on your face after reading this. Wags & Licks
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
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Comment by Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie on March 26, 2009 at 10:01pm
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I have save all of your entertaining posts and e=mailed them to my dog-loving friends.
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Comment by Deena Womack on March 26, 2009 at 7:40pm
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LOL how very true...
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Comment by Adrianne Matzkin on March 26, 2009 at 12:12pm
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very very cute -
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Comment by Brenda Hetzel on March 26, 2009 at 11:53am
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just one more reason, or 14, to love dogs!
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Comment by Denise, Winnie, and AngelAbby on March 26, 2009 at 9:04am
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lol cute - and true!
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