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Why Dogs Are Better Than Men
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
Dogs understand what "no" means.
Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
You can house train a dog.
You can force a dog to take a bath.
Dogs don't correct your stories.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.
Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
Dogs admit it when they're lost.
Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
Dogs take care of their own needs.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
Dogs are nice to your relatives.
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Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
Dogs understand what "no" means.
Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
You can house train a dog.
You can force a dog to take a bath.
Dogs don't correct your stories.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.
Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
Dogs admit it when they're lost.
Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
Dogs take care of their own needs.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
Dogs are nice to your relatives.
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Permalink Reply by Jacquie Yorke (DRC) on
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Karen...Thanks!....I love this!......How perfect!...I encourage all to add on to the list!
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Permalink Reply by Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle on
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I'm glad you like it...I cannot take credit for it, I found it on-line, but it sure is appropriate, LOL!
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Dogs are willing to sleep on the floor and fetch on command
Dogs spend less time worrying about hair loss
Old buddies don't show up on doorstep unexpectedly
Dogs are utterly disinterested in professional sports
Your parents find them easier to like
Unlikely to roll over and lose consciousness immediately following intense play
Dogs don't complain when you want to go for a walk
Dogs do not read at the table.
Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.
Dogs don't care how you dress. -
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Found a few more.......
Dogs don't buy Penthouse.
Dogs don't watch porn.
Dogs don't come in drunk and expect loving.
Dogs don't notice when you've had a bad hair day.
Dogs understand when you cry.
Dogs like to cuddle as long as you do.
Dogs never promise "not to do it again"--whatever IT is.
Dogs love you more than they love anybody else.
Dogs don't criticize the way you keep house.
Dogs don't care how long you talk on the telephone.
Dogs don't demand to control the TV remote.
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Permalink Reply by Kay - Wonderland Labradoodles on
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Dogs give unconditional love.
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Good one!
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Also I would like to add that I personally would prefer wiping a Doodle butt and cleaning Doodle poop to having to go through and washing a man's dirty laundry ......never mind clean a bathroom that is frequently used by a man.....especisally one with bad aim which they all seem to have...lol
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Brittany, you don't need to be married at 21......You have your entire life ahead of you.....enjoy your twenties and thirties...That is time for YOU to discover everything about yourself before you go attaching yourself to a man and having to devote a good deal of your time to discovering who HE is.......I'm actually glad that I'm not married as it took me til I was well into my thirties to REALLY know who I am, what I want and who I'm willing to share my life with......You have plenty of time.....Talk to me in 10 years and tell me who of your young married friends is STILL married by that time...lol.....
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Me too Katie!!
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