Fudge Needs a Valentine!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Fudge is looking for a Hot Valentine! Must be financially secure, like long walks in the park, sharing kibble in a bowl, single, and very, very cute. Please submit a picture and qualifications. She is willing to lose the socks for the right doodle.

 

[Linda and Murphy]

Hey Vern!  Wanna hang out ...chase a few frisbees?  I don't mind going out late at night either. I don't think you need re-programming...whatever that is....and early morning is the best. Check out the Northern lights tonight, they are supposed to be in your neighborhood tonight ..about 1:30 am.  Your mom will appreciate it.

Your pal, Murphy

(heard it never hurts to get in good with the little brother)

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL..Murphy, Fudge and Vern's mom here. It is important when you have a girlfriend for the mom to like you too. If you keep encouraging Vern to get me up then I will have to forbid Fudge from seeing you. I am sorry to be so mean, but I need my sleep and Vern can be naughty. He doesn't need to know about Northern Lights or anything else that happens after 11:00 pm. I will let this slide this one time, because Fudge did think you were cute!

[Linda and Murphy]

Aww Geez, Ms Laurie, I am soo sorry. I just meant I would take care of Vern so you didn't have to.

And I have never seen the Northern Lights. And they are gonna be at your house to night. REALLY. 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

No problem, Murphy!  If Vern gets me up tonight I will check out the lights. Chances are, Vern will be getting me up, so thanks for the tip.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, Vern was up at 3 am to do his business. I looked for Northern Lights, but all I saw was lots of stars. Of course, I was concentrating more on Vern going to the bathroom, so I could go back to bed.

[Carol and Banjo]

We sorta suspected Vern was a mama's boy   ; -)

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

This may just be the funniest post EVER!  We sure are a "wacky" bunch!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I was thinking that last night when I was responding to all the posts as Fudge. If my kids knew I was doing this, I would never live it down. Of course, what happens on DK should stay on DK :)

[Gail+Kathleen,(Sydney+Olivia:)]

This is the best discussion we have seen.  Great to read this first thing in the morning.  We are laughing so hard we are crying!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I post so many things about Vern, I had to give Fudge equal time. Glad it made your morning!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Oh yes, the kids can NEVER find out.  I know they'd have me headed for "the home".  We should never allow them access to DK.

[Carol and Banjo]

I totally agree Jane.....This is the FUNNIEST post ever!   And YES....what happens on DK must stay on DK!