Now Vern Wants a Personal Ad too!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Fudge got such a great response to her Valentine ad that Vern wants to try his luck too. So, I was thinking...if you were to post a Personal Ad for your dog what would you say. Here is Vern's.

 

SWD (Dood) looking for a nice, single gal. I have been told I am on the larger side. I have dirty blonde hair and would love to find someone who wants to run her paws through it and pull out any sticks, leaves, or burrs.  I love the outdoors, swimming, getting my belly rubbed, eating out (of any bowl), drinking (water), and an occasional roll in the mud. My ideal lady likes to get dirty, has a cute smile, and doesn't get all bent out of shape if I burp, make a mess with my food or water, or leave paw prints on the counter. Please send a picture.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

I actually had to go to Craigslist to figure out what goes in a personal ad. My DH came in our bedroom to find me looking at Men seeking Women ads :)

[Michael Gurley]

Hahah! How did you explain your way out of that one?

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

He is so used to me talking about DK, he just shook his head.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

If that made you laugh, check out Fudge's Valentine Request. Just put the juice down first :)

http://www.doodlekisses.com/forum/topics/fudge-needs-a-valentine

[shelly]

LMDoodle Butt off!  Blame it on DoodleKisses...makes us a little crazy at times!  LOL

[Donna K & Quincy]

Vern you are sure to have all the ladies fighting for your attention. Tell your mom she is going to get in trouble if she is not careful she could be going from 2 doodles to 4.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Donna, I guess I should have specified, these are long distance relationships only.

[F, Calla & Luca]

I am a little shy so this is my first response to a personal ad. I have wavy,cream colored hair and amber/green eyes depending on who knows what. I am curvaceous. Although, I don't swim I love the mud, outdoors and FOOD. I hesitate to send a picture, it seems a bit bold but I am a pin up girl. I have been known to pose in the nude, in fact it's the only way I pose. None of this your place or mine, despite all of the above I am a bit of a mama's girl. In fact, I might have a guy for your sister but he was abit overwhelmed by the competition. Give me a holler. Calla

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Oh, Calla...what beautiful eyes you have!! This relationship would be strictly long distance. My mom said no girls are moving in. Fudge is still considering all of her candidates. If you love mud, you are in the running. Love, Vern

[Jennifer and Jack]

She is beautiful..

[F, Calla & Luca]

Thanks.

[BG and Gavin]

Calla is stunning!