Now Vern Wants a Personal Ad too!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Fudge got such a great response to her Valentine ad that Vern wants to try his luck too. So, I was thinking...if you were to post a Personal Ad for your dog what would you say. Here is Vern's.

 

SWD (Dood) looking for a nice, single gal. I have been told I am on the larger side. I have dirty blonde hair and would love to find someone who wants to run her paws through it and pull out any sticks, leaves, or burrs.  I love the outdoors, swimming, getting my belly rubbed, eating out (of any bowl), drinking (water), and an occasional roll in the mud. My ideal lady likes to get dirty, has a cute smile, and doesn't get all bent out of shape if I burp, make a mess with my food or water, or leave paw prints on the counter. Please send a picture.

[Sally, Ditzy Mitzi & Sgt. Pepper]

I know the rule "What is written on DK stays on DK", but don't you all think this whole Valentine's discussion would make a wonderful  book?      Just think, The Great Valentine's Day Caper!    LOL!

 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Too bad Oprah is going off the air, or maybe we could be the next book of the month and all make millions.

[Susan and Sasha]

Hey Vern...Sasha Here...

I just can't wait another minute!!

My Mom just isn't computer savvy...and...she's still having trouble trying to get my picture to come up!!!!  Doodle Ughs!!

I told her...Mom...if I wait any longer to respond to Vern...he will already give his Doodle Heart Away to some other girl!!

I know that you are such a Smart Doodle...and your Mom sure is if you need help (smile)...so...if you wouldn't mind taking a peek at our site...you can see Lots of Really Great Photos Of Me...In All Sorts Of Poses!!

So...here's a little bit about me...

 

I've been told that I'm a "Real Piece Of Eye Candy"!!  Do You Like Candy Vern?? 

All Sweet and Sassy...Yummmmyyyy!!

I have wavy platinum blonde hair that's really shiny...and large black eyes that can melt your heart!

I'm a "fun loving" kind of girl...who loves the outdoors!

I love to chase squirrels...and birds and is not afraid to roll in the mud!

Of course...afterward...it's always fun to go "skinny dipping"...just to clean off...and it's a great way to get to know someone...if you know what I mean Vern??  (wink...wink)

I like Good Food...and Lots Of It...and I'd like nothing better than to share a Great Big Marrow Bone with you Vern...and of course...a Huge bowl of clean cold water!!

I don't mind if you Burp Vern...that is...if you don't mind if I do!! 

I've been know to let out a few good ones in my day!!  Lol...

Afterward...we can lay by the fire...and just relax...and maybe get a belly rub...or two...or...

I may look sweet and innocent...but I sure do know how to have fun!!

I'd like to get to know you Vern...and my Mom said it's fine to have a playdate!

So...Why don't you come up to see me sometime...Big Boy??

Hope to hear from you...

Sasha...

 

 

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Sasha, I just looked at your pictures and you are some looker. My mom made me wear those stupid Reindeer antlers too and It made me mad. I am a dog, not a reindeer. You got a lot going for you...you like to burp, skinny dip, roll in the mud, and eat.  Those are some of my favorite things to do and you threw in a belly rub too. Life is good! My mom said a play date sounds like fun, but no sleep overs. She said that is how you get into trouble, whatever that means. XOXO Vern

[Susan and Sasha]

Hello again...it's me...Sasha...

Why thank you Vern...that was so sweet of you to say!  I'm so glad that you think I'm a looker!!

I think you're a Really Handsome Dood yourself!!!!

I'm glad that you were able to get a chance to see my pics...and I'm so sorry that my Mom is a bit "Computer Challanged"...so to speak and couldn't post my pics!   Lol...  She's working on it though...

I know what you mean about wearing the Reindeer Antlers...but...we have to humor our Moms don't we??

After all...they do so many things for us...and they love us so much! 

I look at it this way Vern...

Thirty seconds wearing those silly Reindeer Antlers...and I get a Really Good Treat!!

Not a bad trade off!!  Right??  Lol...

It does seem like we have a lot in common Vern...and I think we'd get along Really well and have Lots of Doodle Fun Together!!

Yes...Life Is Good Vern...Very...Very Good!!

A Play Date sounds like Sooooo Much Fun...and my Mom agrees...that sleep overs are Only for Doodles of the same Sex!

Not sure what Sex means??  Do you know what Sex means Vern?

Oh well...my Mom said that I'm not even two yet...and I have Lot's of time to learn about Sex...

I'm  Soooooooo Happy that we're friends Vern...

Sasha  XOXO

[Hayley Arnold]

Mom, Vern isn't going anywhere. He is too young to date!