Doodle Dictionary

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

I found this and thought it was pretty cute (and VERY accurate).  Let's see if we can add to the list.....

 

Doggy Dictionary
LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead
your person where you want him/her to go.

DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the
guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.

DROOL: A liquid which, when combined with sad eyes, forces humans to
give you their food. To do this properly you must sit as close as
you can and get the drool on the human.

SNIFF: A social custom used to greet other dogs, similar to the human
exchange of business cards.

GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to
test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push
the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with
margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts
of bread.

BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control
body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush
and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards. The
person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.

DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person wants
them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly
at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.

THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans
remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to
warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling
your eyes wildly, and following at their heels.

WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old
candy wrappers. It is important to evenly distribute its contents
throughout the house before your person comes home.

BATH : If you find something especially good to roll in, humans get
jealous, and they use this degrading form of torture to get even.
Be sure to shake only when next to a person or a piece of furniture.

LEAN: Every good dog's response to the command "sit!," especially
if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective
before black-tie events.

BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when they are
drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.

GOOSE BUMP: A maneuver to use as a last resort when the regular
bump doesn't get the attention you require ... especially effective
when combined with the sniff. See above.

CHILDREN: Short humans of optimal petting height. Standing close to
one assures some good petting. When running, they are good to chase.
If they fall down, they are comfortable to sit on.

LOVE: A feeling of intense affection, given freely and without
restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail.
If you're lucky, a human will love you in return.

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

CRATE: a place of peace

DADDY: personal assistant

MOMMY: everyone's assistant

CAMERA: a device that makes you turn your head

BEDROOM CLOSET: my secret place

DoodleKisses: Mommy's secret place

 

[Doris]

Love all of these definitions!!

[Susan and Sasha]

TUMMY RUB...a state of TOTAL BLISS...which seems to be the  place that a Doodle "Always" wants to be!!

BONE...one of the most prized possesions of a Doodle.   First...they are "yummy treats" filled with marrow...then...they are the long lasting reward...that is carried around like a trophy...with the Doodle keeping that "ever watchful eye on his/her prize"...lest someone snatch it away!    Of course...we always do MUCH research before we give our precious Doodles these bones....lest  they not be the correct type which is healthy and safe.   We...being the neurotic...but loving caretakers of the "Real Kings and Queens Of The Home"!...

[Donna K & Quincy]

SOFA BALL: The game of deliberately pushing a tennis ball under the sofa and barking at the humans until someone gets on all fours to retrieve it for you, repeat endlessly until the human has had enough and confiscates the ball signifying the end of the game.

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

I am so glad Daisy does not play this game cause our Zach use to play it. I would just say "get it yourself" and he would lay there and reach for it (sometimes pushing it out of his reach)...Daisy does not use her legs for anything but walking and running.

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Goose Bump to Daisy means - front or rear groin area toy/nose bump....it gets a rise out anyone not paying attention to her - ha ha

[Sally, Ditzy Mitzi & Sgt. Pepper]

Lizard - a fun to chase toy, gets you to look under trees, chairs, tables and in potted plants.  A wonderful way to discover the great outdoors!

 

Buffo toad, a more dangerous toy to chase.  If you lick it, you get to play with the garden hose and get your mouth washed out, then you may even get to go for a ride in the car, even if it is to the vet.

[Nina, Phil, Harlow & Lacey]

VACCUUM CLEANER:  The speical chase toy mom gets out before company visits.

[Susan and Sasha]

THE DREADED COAT CHANGE...the nightmare that happens one day... when that beautiful silky...soft puppy coat begins to Mat...and Mat...and Mat...and...well...we All know ...what happens next!!  The next few months are spent brushing and combing...and using gallons of Cowboy Magic...all in the attempt to save our Doodles coat!  Somehow...they...and we...get through it...and our Doodles come through with a Gorgeous Adult Coat in place of the Puppy Silk.   Resting In Bed...Drinking Plenty Of Liquids...And Taking Lots Of Aspirin...Does Not Seem To Help Get Us Through This Nightmare!!

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

Cats: Furry things, similar to Squirrels ,that have funny smelling butts

[Joanne ~ Spud*]

Pornography:  Filthy pictures, Laurie takes of Dirty Vern

[Susan and Sasha]

LOL...

Don't tell Sasha...or she might just ask Laurie for one!!