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What rhymes with tick or limerick redux, or what to do rather than your work on a hot afternoon.

You've got to be quick

if your dog gets a tick

Remove it right now

Or gee holy cow

It might embed on his d...

 

It could then enlarge

and lead to discharge

It'd be a big pain

How would you explain

Who knows what the vet would charge?

 

Come on add your limericks. Thanks J for the inspiration.

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Permalink Reply by F, Calla & Luca on July 30, 2011 at 4:05pm
Well, she did delete it : )
Permalink Reply by Joanne ~ Spud* on July 30, 2011 at 7:09pm

I did?  I reread the comment and could not find what was wrong.  I gave up and went to bed, KNOWING after you and Sherry were laughing and  that I did something really wrong. Now, I'm laughing. 

Thank You. I was so confused.

 

Permalink Reply by F, Calla & Luca on July 30, 2011 at 9:56pm
We love you for your occasional confusion.
Permalink Reply by Jane, Guinness and Murphy on July 30, 2011 at 4:27pm

There once was a tick from Nantucket....

Oh never mind that one.

I love my Mom, but she's a real sissy,

She found a tick on me today and went into a tizzy.

She was yelling and screaming and calling for Dad,

but he didn't hear her (sure), and boy she was mad.

I wanted to eat it, cause it looked really yummy,

but she said it would grow really big in my tummy.

She said lots of bad words when she was pulling him out,

But Guinness and I didn't know what she was freakin about.

It's only a little bug called a tick,

and I think I heard him say his name was Dick.

Murphy Doodle

 

 

Permalink Reply by Donna K & Quincy on July 30, 2011 at 5:54pm
A new children's book " A Tick Named Dick".
Permalink Reply by Jennifer,Chloe & Myla on July 31, 2011 at 2:29pm
NICE!!!!
Permalink Reply by shelly on July 31, 2011 at 3:05pm
LOL.. I don't even think they 'allow' DICK and JANE anymore.....what is this world coming too!  lol
Permalink Reply by Donna K & Quincy on July 31, 2011 at 3:26pm

LOL, Fun With Dick and Jane has probably taken on a whole new meaning.

Permalink Reply by F, Calla & Luca on July 30, 2011 at 9:57pm
Murphy, you have talent we never would have suspected.
Permalink Reply by Jennifer,Chloe & Myla on July 31, 2011 at 2:29pm
Very good Jane!
Permalink Reply by Dori & Rua on July 30, 2011 at 4:32pm

I wish I could think of a line

that, when put together, would rhyme

But I am such a twit

when it comes to big wit

So I think I will just drink my wine

Permalink Reply by Julie and Maggie on July 30, 2011 at 5:15pm
Oh you guys are making me laugh. I needed that today. You are awesome.

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