YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Just when I thought things with my Doods couldn't get any more bizarre...they just did.  I've been debating about even posting this, because I'm thinking everyone will decide I've gone off the deep end.  This is like nothing I've ever even heard of before....I'm just wondering if this is anything that you have experienced.  So, here's what happened.  I've been reluctant to let Murph out of my sight since our "incident" yesterday, but for about 10 minutes while I was making dinner I left the boys upstairs.  I thought they were both sleeping...they were when I left.  It was still quiet upstairs, but I went up to check on Murph and see what he was doing.  When I got to the top of the stairs I could hear that they were in my room (not the den where I left them), so I walked in and flipped on a light.  I couldn't even believe what I saw.  There was Guinness laying on his back with Murph standing over him.  Guinness's "red rocket" was about three inches long.  I totally swear I'm not exaggerating.   He's a little 20 pound mini Doodle.  I freaked out.  He tried to stand up, but he couldn't.  I ran over to him in a panic.  He then did get up but for just a second.  He lied back down, and started to lick himself...and I let him because I had no idea what to do.  In a couple of minutes it was back "inside".  I know this is graphic and totally disgusting, but I am freaked out.  How could this even happen?  Is this something that could be dangerous?  I don't know whether to talk to the Vet or not.  I'm thinking I can never leave them alone again.  I just wonder if this was something that Murph did...or were they humping and this happened.  I don't think so because I would have heard them.  I can't find anything online about it, but then again I'm not sure what to even google.  I swear this the absolute truth.  Once I saw that he was okay I ran for the camera and took a shot but the room was too dark and the three inches had "dwindled" anyway.  What is going on here?

[Wendy and Eddie]

Eddie does that too, but not Elmo. I think it means he's "really happy" to go on a walk! :-)

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

I laughed so hard at this and the responses that I have tears running down my face and I have to keep wiping my eyes to clear my vision so I can read on. I guess that I need to buy another jar of Vasoline, cuz the one I have is for my lips is NOT going to be shared if Ned or Clancy or Gordie has a bit of a sticking problem.

This reminds me of the time when I was about 6 and found my dog in the backyard 'stuck' to another dog who had climbed the fence for some romance!  I tried to pull them apart - didn't work, but I didn't get bitten either.  Just thought I'd share that.

[Lucy & AnnaBelle's Mom]

Ok, the next time there is a discussion on "How do I decide, Male or Female Puppy", I'm going to post the link to this discussion!  I think if I had a top reason why I have little girls, this might be #1

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

AMEN TO THAT!

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

I'm with you there! 100%

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Yes, after this incident a cute little Doodle girl sounds great.

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

yea, I had no idea that Winston had one until I brought him home. I mean of course I knew, but hadn't thought of it, and didn't really realized how gross it is. In addition to the lipstick he is always peeing on his own paws by accident. gross! I take him around the block an extra time to 'walk it off' and then have to wash his feet when we get in.

[F, Calla & Luca]

That's why I'm happy Luca pees in a long stretched out position without ever leg lifting. Keeps the feet clean.

[Anne & Mr. Haley]

Haley does the same.  No role model to show him the leg lift.  Keeps the veggies and herbs in the garden clean.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Adina's DH Clark once tried to teach Rosco to lift his leg on the tree in the yard by demonstrating the concept. (And that's one video I'd pay to see!) Didn't work.

[Bonnie and Kona]

okay, dying laughing now!

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

Ok, I missed all these replies somehow. Too funny!!!