YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Just when I thought things with my Doods couldn't get any more bizarre...they just did.  I've been debating about even posting this, because I'm thinking everyone will decide I've gone off the deep end.  This is like nothing I've ever even heard of before....I'm just wondering if this is anything that you have experienced.  So, here's what happened.  I've been reluctant to let Murph out of my sight since our "incident" yesterday, but for about 10 minutes while I was making dinner I left the boys upstairs.  I thought they were both sleeping...they were when I left.  It was still quiet upstairs, but I went up to check on Murph and see what he was doing.  When I got to the top of the stairs I could hear that they were in my room (not the den where I left them), so I walked in and flipped on a light.  I couldn't even believe what I saw.  There was Guinness laying on his back with Murph standing over him.  Guinness's "red rocket" was about three inches long.  I totally swear I'm not exaggerating.   He's a little 20 pound mini Doodle.  I freaked out.  He tried to stand up, but he couldn't.  I ran over to him in a panic.  He then did get up but for just a second.  He lied back down, and started to lick himself...and I let him because I had no idea what to do.  In a couple of minutes it was back "inside".  I know this is graphic and totally disgusting, but I am freaked out.  How could this even happen?  Is this something that could be dangerous?  I don't know whether to talk to the Vet or not.  I'm thinking I can never leave them alone again.  I just wonder if this was something that Murph did...or were they humping and this happened.  I don't think so because I would have heard them.  I can't find anything online about it, but then again I'm not sure what to even google.  I swear this the absolute truth.  Once I saw that he was okay I ran for the camera and took a shot but the room was too dark and the three inches had "dwindled" anyway.  What is going on here?

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

VERY VERY VERY LUCKY!!!!!

[Allyson, Peri & Taquito]

I am sorry, but I am laughing hysterically right now.  I cannot contain myself.  This is too much.  I have no answers for you, sadly.

[Allyson, Peri & Taquito]

I should have added that Peri likes to lick T's man parts from time to time. It is gross. I tell her "NO" and she will stop, but Tacky grins the whole time.  Visualize that :)

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Ewwwwww, not a pretty picture!

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Okay now I am glad I have a girl AND only 1

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

I totally get it!

[Rhonda, Marabelle & Jeriki]

We were thinking of getting another doodle. We thought maybe a brother for Marabelle, now I'm thinking sister would be better lol.

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

HA HA HA, get a sister!

[Rhonda, Marabelle & Jeriki]

I know right lol

[Rhonda, Marabelle & Jeriki]

I know I said I'd get a sister after this story lol.  However we are actually getting another pup right away, and its a boy, yikes. I just could't resist. YAY see my blog for details. I am so excited.

 

Rhonda

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Congratulations....off to check your blog.

[F, Calla & Luca]

I have one of each and I love it. No gender issues here.