Dog Haiku

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Subject: Dog Haiku

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.
>>
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be
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Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds-I celebrate
By kissing your face.
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I sound the alarm!
Paper boy-come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
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I sound the alarm!
Garbage man-come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
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I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot-
Sniff this and weep
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How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
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My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle
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I Hate my choke chain
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
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Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot-no greater bliss-well,
Maybe catching rats
>>
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as I do
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The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls
>>
Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.
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I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
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My owners' mood is
Romantic-I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

ROFL!

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

My DIL sent this to me and I thought it too funny not to share.

[Christine & Camus]

So true.....

[Barbara B., Sasha & Oliver]

Awesome :)

[Karen and Bridget]

Hilarious!!

[Sharon & Monty]

Excellent!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Love it!!!

[Nancy Schwenkner]

This made my day!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Thank you for my first smile of the day!!!

[BG and Gavin]

"I fart a big one" hahahaha - farts are always funny!

[Bonnie and Kona]

my favorite:

Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds-I celebrate
By kissing your face.

but truer than true: 

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as I do

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

LOL!!! OMD Nancy these are hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh!!