Liver Treats with Side Effect Warnings:UPDATE!!!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Well, I took a chance and ordered the liver treats ignoring the good advice I received here on DK to avoid them due to the potential of serious side effects:

Ingredients: Natural bison liver.

WARNING! Upon feeding Paw Naturaw natural bison liver chips your dogs may learn to open kitchen drawers and cabinet doors or crack combination locks in search of more.

COMMON SIDE EFFECTS: After feeding Paw Naturaw bison liver chips you may notice a dramatic spike in your dog's TWPM (tail wags per minute). An increase of up to 200 TWPM is not uncommon and need not be cause for alarm. TWPM will gradually and organically reduce in rapidity over time.

FYI, dogs fed Paw Naturaw organic bison liver chips may develop mind-reading capabilities. After feeding your dog its first Paw Naturaw treat it may arise to no surprise that with each treat thereafter your dog may embark into old and new tricks seconds before you speak the command aloud in an attempt to speed along the process.

 The treats arrived today. Tara had one taste and unfortunately suffered an immediate side effect. One not even mentioned on the label. . At the age of three, Tara has NEVER torn up paper that she finds on the floor. I can leave or drop any paper on the floor and never be concerned that she will tear it up. WELL, below is the evidence of this serious side effect and what is left of the envelope the treats arrived in today. And you can see there is NO regret showing on her face which is very troubling.

I should have listened to you my friends...

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

And how do you spelling addict? D-O-R-I-S!!!

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Not guilty! She was framed! An intruder broke in, ripped up the paper, strategically placed it so that Tara would appear to be the guilty party, and then ran out the door laughing!

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! Right, Tara-Bear?

Signed,

Jackdoodle, Esq.

Doodle-at-Law

 

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

TaraBear aka SheDevilDoodle says "Yep! That's exactly what happened JD, Doodle-At-Law!! :) I'll have your bribe retainer in the mail tomorrow!"

It appears that lying is yet another side effect!! :(

[Christine & Camus]

Camus may have to put Jackdoodle, Esq. on retainer!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Apparently there is a great demand for Doodles-at-Law these days and it's too early for Spring Fever! WTD?

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Jackdoodle, Esq. is accepting all clients, guilty or innocent. He needs to pull his own weight could use some extra income due to some very large vet bills student loans from law school.

[F, Calla & Luca]

JD, you are sadly like all defense lawyers, no regard for the truth. Looking for cash. I had higher expectations of you but I guess even the guilty deserve a defense.

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Hey, it's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

It's the economy...

[Suzann, Rosey & Bandit]

And that intruder would NOT be a black bandit..

[Leslie and Halas]

That is one serious side effect! They should definitely warn you to dispose of the packing materials right away!

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

I'm thinking of hiring JD and filing a lawsuit!