Fudge and Vern Need a Valentine!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, it is that time of the year and the pressure is on for Fudge and Vern to find a Valentine. Everyone thinks they are a couple, because they are always together, but nope, they are both single and looking for love in all the wrong right places. Please help them find their many one true love. 

First up, is sweet Fudge. Fudge is a serious kind of girl, but has been known to cut loose if there is a ball or stick around.

She loves to outsmart her brother, so she is going to need a dog that is on the ball and can keep up with her wit and wily ways or she will make mincemeat get bored easily.  She loves a challenge. Fudge loves to take long walks in the park.  She likes to chase squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, and most anything that moves quickly. If you are fast, she could chase you. She likes to dig large holes in the yard and loves a drive in the car.  After a long day, Fudge loves to cuddle and is quite content to go to bed early and sleep in late. Fudge is a beautiful dog and depending on her haircut, likes to be called Fudge, Fifi, or Fluffernutter. Must be willing to relocate to PA.

Next up, is sweet Vern.  Vern is a lover, not a fighter. Vern likes long walks in the park and a good roll in the mud.  He is a night owl and likes to party long after his humans go to sleep. Vern is looking for a girl that is not hung up on appearances, because most of the time Vern does not appear too clean.  It you want a Metrosexual kind of guy, keep looking. He doesn't like to dress up.

Vern is fun loving, yet sensitive, and has been known to pee a little when he gets scared, so my best advice to you, is never scare him. Vern likes to dance, give bear hugs, and sloppy kisses. Must be willing to relocate to PA.  Please apply if you meet these qualifications.

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[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

p.s. If you pick me to be your valentine, I would love to relocate for you. I'll just have to ask my mom first.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Winnie, You are so handsome and my heart starts beating faster when I look at  your picture. Just to clarify, when you say you will love chasing my tail, are you going to try and swing me around like Vern, because I don't like that very much. Other than that, you sound perfect for me and I like that you will relocate. Your mom doesn't need to know everything :) Love, Fudge

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

Dearest Fudge, I am so pleased that you like my picture. I have to be honest though, I do not always look this well groomed. Sometimes my mom doesn't brush me enough and my fur gets really curly. I hope you like curly haired doods. When it comes to chasing your tail, I would never do anything that would upset you. I would simply run just behind you, and always let you out-run me just a little. I know a spunky doodette like you likes to run and be chased, and I am definitely the guy for that.

All my love,

Winnie

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Winnie, Thank you for being honest. I do like a curly haired doodle and especially one that will always let me outrun him :) I am competitive too, just like my mom. Love, Fudge

[Lindsey, Lee, Whopper and Simba]

Fudge and Vern,

We are a brother/sister tandum too and we live in Northern VA so we aren't TOO far away.  We are also expecting a human baby in our house next month so we can guarantee there will be fingers and toes to lick, lots of poop, and at some point I imagine this little human will start dropping lots of treats.  What more could you both ask for?!?!?!  We both love to play and have hearts of gold.  Please choose us and Valentine's Day and every day after will be quite the celebration!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

OMD...we love this picture. Maybe, a long distance relationship could work. We have never seen a real live baby before, but if she or he drops lots of treats, we already like babies. Both of you are definitely in the running. Love, Fudge and Vern

[Donna K & Quincy]

There once was a doodle, Fudge so sweet

Her Mother's face was red as a beat beet

Now there's a woman that can hold a grudge

Don't hold it against me my darling Fudge

XXXOOO Quincy

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Hee Hee!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Donna, I do love those Limericks :) Thank you for the chuckle!!

Dear Quincy, Your mom can be very mean

To my sweet mother, who I think is lovely and lean

You are very cute

but that point is moot

Until your mom says my mom is a beauty queen

[Donna K & Quincy]

Laurie, of course you are a beauty queen

The likes of which we've never seen

I found this photo from your crowning

Why aren't you smiling, instead of frowning?

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Let the Limerick Wars begin!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Ricki, I think I will make you proud, when you see my latest poem.