Fudge and Vern Need a Valentine!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, it is that time of the year and the pressure is on for Fudge and Vern to find a Valentine. Everyone thinks they are a couple, because they are always together, but nope, they are both single and looking for love in all the wrong right places. Please help them find their many one true love. 

First up, is sweet Fudge. Fudge is a serious kind of girl, but has been known to cut loose if there is a ball or stick around.

She loves to outsmart her brother, so she is going to need a dog that is on the ball and can keep up with her wit and wily ways or she will make mincemeat get bored easily.  She loves a challenge. Fudge loves to take long walks in the park.  She likes to chase squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, and most anything that moves quickly. If you are fast, she could chase you. She likes to dig large holes in the yard and loves a drive in the car.  After a long day, Fudge loves to cuddle and is quite content to go to bed early and sleep in late. Fudge is a beautiful dog and depending on her haircut, likes to be called Fudge, Fifi, or Fluffernutter. Must be willing to relocate to PA.

Next up, is sweet Vern.  Vern is a lover, not a fighter. Vern likes long walks in the park and a good roll in the mud.  He is a night owl and likes to party long after his humans go to sleep. Vern is looking for a girl that is not hung up on appearances, because most of the time Vern does not appear too clean.  It you want a Metrosexual kind of guy, keep looking. He doesn't like to dress up.

Vern is fun loving, yet sensitive, and has been known to pee a little when he gets scared, so my best advice to you, is never scare him. Vern likes to dance, give bear hugs, and sloppy kisses. Must be willing to relocate to PA.  Please apply if you meet these qualifications.

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[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Dear Kona, Kona and Fudge....that sounds good together. I would love to go squirrel chasing with you. Call me. Love, Fudge

[shelly]

You guys make me PROUD to be a DK-er!  TOO freakin' funny!  i think this is better than the BACHELOR and BACHELORETTE ... just who will get the rose?   

[shelly]

Bachelor #1 - Winston: Affectionately known as "Winnie" to the gals in his life.  Loves cuddling up on a nice cool floor.  But - being the sensitive guy he is, he prefers a gal with no birdies as friends....

Bachelor # 2 : QUINCY:  Who loves the outdoors, hiking, playing ball, or just going for a romantic walk....

Bachelor # 3 - Ned - "The Jock"... Loves all sports and even is nicknamed "the Good-Sportadoodle.  He's used to be around many dogs at once, but prefers to play a little one on one with his Lady!

[shelly]

Now... for the gals... we have The Bachelorette Sisters, Myla and Chloe, they are inseparable (if you're into that kinda' thing), always together.  sometimes they can be seen in the mix of trouble or just hanging around the malls buying their jewels. Mrs Howell has nothin' on these two...

Bachelorette # 2 or is it 3????  TARA - a fun lovin' gal.  Often confused with her MOM Ricki.  Tara has always had a secret passion for Cubby O'Brien on the Mickey Mouse club.  If you like to Jive and do the Lindy. Tara (or is it Ricki) is the one for you....

[Lisa, Daisy & Dexter]

Hey Shelly, These girls are WAY too small for Vern think of the consequences of a romp in the back yard, not that it would be their back yards cause Vern's mommy says he is NOT moving.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

He did just weigh in at 91 pounds :)

[Jennifer,Chloe & Myla]

Hey Shelly we LOVE the Bachelor and we know all the tricks!! Thanks for picking as as a bachelorette

Chloe & Myla

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Shelly, You forgot a couple of beauties and hunks. Vern and Fudge would like to remind you! LOL

[Sherri, Sophie, Winston, & Kitty]

yea! what about Sophie Bear. She may be only 40lbs, but she can handle a big dood!

[shelly]

LOL... you guys are keeping me busy!  Now I have to run and stop playing... much work to be done - it IS Saturday - but so happy to finally have more time to play with you all.  I'll be back to post a few more "eligibles'" bios!

[shelly]

But Fudge and Vern... YOU two are the featured Bachelordood and Bachelordoodette... you are the stars (like your mom) . I think it's a first where both brother and sister are given the opportunity to CHOOSE from the advertised choices.... this is all YOUR game... Go get some roses and run with it, dear doodle friends! Can;t wait to see the rose ceremony!  Yours in doodlehood ~ Tori

[Janie, Jackson and Jilly]

What about Fudgiepop and Vernie?! Don't they have a say in this?  Fudgiepop, don't despair, I'm doing my darnedest! And I dreamt about you all night!!