Fudge and Vern Need a Valentine!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Well, it is that time of the year and the pressure is on for Fudge and Vern to find a Valentine. Everyone thinks they are a couple, because they are always together, but nope, they are both single and looking for love in all the wrong right places. Please help them find their many one true love. 

First up, is sweet Fudge. Fudge is a serious kind of girl, but has been known to cut loose if there is a ball or stick around.

She loves to outsmart her brother, so she is going to need a dog that is on the ball and can keep up with her wit and wily ways or she will make mincemeat get bored easily.  She loves a challenge. Fudge loves to take long walks in the park.  She likes to chase squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, and most anything that moves quickly. If you are fast, she could chase you. She likes to dig large holes in the yard and loves a drive in the car.  After a long day, Fudge loves to cuddle and is quite content to go to bed early and sleep in late. Fudge is a beautiful dog and depending on her haircut, likes to be called Fudge, Fifi, or Fluffernutter. Must be willing to relocate to PA.

Next up, is sweet Vern.  Vern is a lover, not a fighter. Vern likes long walks in the park and a good roll in the mud.  He is a night owl and likes to party long after his humans go to sleep. Vern is looking for a girl that is not hung up on appearances, because most of the time Vern does not appear too clean.  It you want a Metrosexual kind of guy, keep looking. He doesn't like to dress up.

Vern is fun loving, yet sensitive, and has been known to pee a little when he gets scared, so my best advice to you, is never scare him. Vern likes to dance, give bear hugs, and sloppy kisses. Must be willing to relocate to PA.  Please apply if you meet these qualifications.

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[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

LOL....I am starting to think we have all gone insane :) Now, with that said...Fudge says, "keep dreaming about me, Jack! How very romantic!"

[Ricki and Tara (doodle)]

Hey!! I protest!!! That Shelly woman has stolen my identity...or was it my mom's identity???Anyhow without our permission!! And she put me up for grabs by that Momma's boy, Vern!!!  Shelly woman you better believe that you will be hearing from my very famous and never losing doodle attorney Mr. Jack Doodle Esq.about THIS indignity!!!!

p.s. It's FABIAN not that little runt Cubby!!!!!

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Shelly, I love this and appreciate the summary and all the hard work...LOL!!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Hey wait just a minute....what about ME?  I'm a bachelor too.

[Laurie, Fudge, and Vern]

Jane, I just amended my response to Shelly. She will need to go back and update her list. LOL

[shelly]

MOST definitely....How could I have missed our Guinness....

[shelly]

HEY!  How could I have missed you, Dear Guinness...I MUST make an amendment! PLEASE accept my heartfelt apologies, Prince!

[Jane, Guinness and Murphy]

Dear Tori's Mom,

Thank you for adding me to the "Bachelors".  My Mom watches that show on TV and she lets me watch with her, but she gets too emotionally involved and I really don't like it.  She calls some of those Bachelorettes bad names....she thinks they're "mean girls" and not worthy of the Bachelor.  I know that Fudge is not a mean girl.  I sure hope she picks me. 

[shelly]

I know what you mean, "G"... I have heard my mom say words that are uhem "not that nice" before, but she becomes almost possessed and uses the 'unmentionables' when she talks to those guys on that show about those "girls".... as if they can hear her!  I mean, really - what the doodle is she thinking!?   but we're not like that at all here!

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Shelly, I am really a good sportadoodle and if she wanted to, Fudge could be a cheerleader or referee or a player in her cute bikini.  I love sporty girls - which is why Graciedoodle is my BFF.  Since she is a big girl I should nominate her as Bachelorette #3 for Vern!  Although her mama hasn't nominated her, I do think she would be perfect for him.

Ned

[Karen, Jasper and Jackdoodle]

Anybody who wants to be Gracie Doodle's Valentine is going to have to go through JD to get to her! Or better yet, beat him at retrieving tennis balls!

GD and JD are doodle soulmates. Maybe that's why her mama hasn't nominated her, she's spoken for!

[Nancy, Ned, Clancy, and Charlie]

Oh, yes.  We forgot about the Gracie - Jack lovefest.  That is why we  are only her  BFFs.  But, ha ha!!! We got her in real life, Jack, and you don't. So nah, nah! Well actually, good sportadoodles that we both are, we are just keeping her occupied until you come for a visit....

Nedderdoodle and Clanchovie